Soggy Cocks

"Soggy cocks" is an adjective that is mainly used to describe a particularly lame experience.

Friend: Hey man, how was Eric's party last night
You: Dude it was low-key soggy cocks. We just sat around and played dungeons and dragons listening to video game soundtracks the whole time.
Friend: Ay bro, don't say I didn't warn ya.

by ScissorsTheMan February 27, 2023

Cock

A chicken, or your 2 millimeter defeater

I tried some of Jeremy's cock the other day it was delicious

by Jsckson July 15, 2023

cock on call

Always ready, always hard as steel. 100# performance guaranteed. Pop on demand

My cock on call is on, 100% of the time. Performance Guaranteed.

by All A's January 30, 2014

Cock gobbler

Someone who partakes in the activity of gobbling cocks.

God, Samantha is such a cock gobbler.

by Jesus Harold Christ September 5, 2019

COCK

HUGE MEGA DONG

I SUCK COCK

by LETMEEATDICK August 9, 2023

Cock Tax

A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.

He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .

by Spanishbride March 16, 2017

Cock-Conduit

Exact opposite of a cock blocker. A friend, family member, or acquaintance of a female who facilitates/ makes it easier for a guy to get laid via verbal communication(s) or some other action(s) toward said female that are in the guy's favor.

Eric: I met this really hot girl at the bar last night.
Seth: Nice!
Eric: This girl she was with was cutting me off any time I tried to talk to her and tried to stop her from dancing with me.
Seth: What a cock blocker.
Eric: Yeah, but her other friend was totally different. This friend actually told her I was good looking, how I had a nice body; and since I was wearing sandals, she even commented on how long my toes were.

Seth: Wow, that's a cock-conduit right there!

by Jerseyduck25 July 27, 2021