pulling a merk

When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.

Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*

Pulling a merk

by BOUTA_BUST May 13, 2018

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Pulling an Urkuh

(v.) any action that involves a microwave and an explosion

Man, I was totally pulling an urkuh when I put that burrito in the microwave for ten minutes.

by PorkSoda657 August 5, 2008

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Pull a Shyamalan

To "Pull a Shyamalan" means to begin doing something and being fantastic at it on your first attempt, but to then become progressively worse at it with every attempt as you continue on doing it with no possible chance of redemption. Some people might even secretly hope you're gonna make it this next time but you never will. The origin of this phrase comes from Director Night Shyamalan's career as everyone seems to unanimously agree that the "6th Sense" was a masterpiece while everything else he did afterwards only got worse and worse over time.

(to pull a Shyamalan): Gaston Gaudio really pulled a Shyamalan with his tennis carreer. He started of winning Roland Garros and then crashed it spectaculary into the ground match after match. Total career meltdown.

by KaiserWordsmith November 3, 2017

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to pull a lora

/təˌpʊləˈlɔ:rə/
idiom: describes the action of blatantly ignoring and neglecting one's peers in consequence of no apparent condition or state of the agent.

"They haven't texted me in a while, you think they're no doing well ? " - "Nah - I suppose, they're just pulling a lora."
or
"Next time I'm not trying to pull a lora and actually be on time."

by théstralix February 28, 2019

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