national hug a tall person day

the day that you can hug anyone over 5,2 and they can't do anything about it

bob:*hugs Jane

Jane: why are you hugging me?
bob it's national hug a tall person day
Jane: .....your taller then me
bob: you didn't hug me first

by Demon r slender June 30, 2022

National Love Day

National Love Day is the day of showing love to others and how much they mean to you, National Love Day shall be celebrated in July-8, ggez.

Person-1 "It's National Love Day so I'd just like to show you how much you mean to me."
Person-2 *flushed*

by hrony July 7, 2021

National Axel Chavez butthole day

This day is April 24. You go tot he nearest Axel Chavez and pin him against the wall and insert your 9 inches into his tight butthole.

“Richie: hey Axel you know what day it is, I’ve been waiting for this day, It’s National Axel Chavez Butthole Day ”
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*

by SkibiditolietRizz April 24, 2024

National send a titty pic day

May 28th the day you send titty pics to your favorite gorilla .

National send a titty pic day .

by Isaakaddams May 27, 2023

National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!

On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!

by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019

National fatherless day

July 3rd is National fatherless day. Celebrate and joke about people who are fatherless such as Meowbahh, Zoophiles, People who hate technoblade and etc.

Bob: Hey guess what?
Friend: what?
Bob: It's National fatherless day
Friend: wait it is
Bob: yes
Friend: Yippee!
Bob: let's celebrate at the park and eat some McDonald's there!

Friend: Okay!

by National Fatherless Day July 3, 2022

National Fuck A Friend Day

Beat down the dunnies with a buddy👍

Wsg mamacita, you know what day it is right???
National Fuck A Friend Day.

by TheUrbanBBC June 27, 2023