Nose Cocking

This is when you wear your COVID facemask in a manner that covers only your mouth but leaves your nose hanging out. This is in reference to Shirt Cocking, a pre-pandemic term.
Wow, I just went to the pharmacy to get hand sanitizer and half the idiots in the line were nose cocking! Got out of there as fast as possible.
by JH212 January 26, 2022
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Nose cocking

The act of wearing one’s face covering to protect their mouth but deliberately under their nose
Hey, look at that ‘nose cocking’ twat! Does he not realise his nose is also part of his respiratory system?
by Cras13 December 05, 2021
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Cooked cock

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle
by Brendan haith November 10, 2020
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Drain the Cock Johnson

Nickname you give a guy that cums multiple times during sex but still keeps going.
Mary: “How was John?”
Elizabeth: “he finished like 3 times but he kept going”
Mary: “Omg he’:s so Drain the Cock Johnson”
by Bobbyslimjimm January 26, 2025
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cock forsters

the actual name of an actual suburb of london england

more commonly known to australians as dick beer
this train terminates at cock forsters
by bvvvvt January 19, 2012
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Cock-Midget

1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.

2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.
1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.

2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.
by DR. HJ May 22, 2012
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