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Friend 1: “Yo boys, get your socks off. We are gonna have us a dog fight!”
Friend 2: “What!? No bro… put your dogs away. Not today!”
Friend 3: “Yo bro..you know it’s Tyler’s third year anniversary of finding out he has diabetes!”
Friend 1: “Sorry boys.. just thought I’d lighten up the mood.
Friend 2: “Well it’s a little fucked up that you’d even think that’s appropriate knowing Tyler’s toe been cut off THREE YEARS AGO!”
Friend 1: “Dude! It’s not my fault Tyler’s dog got loose from the FRICKEN DIABETES!”

Friend 3: “FRIEND 1! GTFO! NO MORE HANGIN ROUND OUR SIDE OF THE COURTYARD ANYMORE!”
Tyler: *wobbles up to Friend 1* “Ayo…friend 1… do you even know how it feels to lose a dog three ago… I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS ONE DAY! THE FEELING OF MISSING THE UPSETTING FEELING OF SLIDING A DOG INTO A NEWLY FOUND HOLE OF A SOCK!! BUT YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE THE LOOK ON MY WIFES FACE EVERYONE MORNING KNOWING SHE MARRIED A MAN THAT LOST HIS DOG! more specifically at a three year mark… makes for a real nice divorce.. WHYY DIABETES! WHYYYYY *falls to knees*
by kylewarner June 3, 2022
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Schep-dog Punch

During doggy style intercourse, a blow delivered by the bottom to the genitals of the top to encourage a more vigorous style of copulation.
Jake was coming at me with some weak shit last night so I had to give him the old Schep-dog punch.
by Schep-dog January 14, 2018
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dogs got in the garbage

Analingus was performed.
The wife was in a good mood this morning — the dogs got in the garbage last night.
by SkeeverDave April 27, 2022
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Chewin' the dog

Not a widely recognized phrase, popularized in Rockstar Games 2010 title 'Red Dead Redemption'. The expression is used to describe the act of engaging in casual conversation, often without any specific purpose other than to socialize or pass the time. Similar to more commonly known phrases such as 'shooting the breeze' or 'chewing the fat,' 'Chewin’ the dog' brings to mind images of relaxed, informal dialogue.
Jake: "You ain't very talkative, are you?"
John: "No."
Jake: "I'm just chewin' the dog, mister. It's how I am. I don't mean nothin' by it."
by yungdookiesac April 1, 2024
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Corn Dog

When the dick gets covered with shit like a corn dog after anal intercourse.
I hooked up with Gwendolyn last night and she gave me a PHAT CORN DOG LAST NIGHT!
by xoxophatpouseyxoxo April 28, 2020
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dog shit snow ball

A snow ball containing hidden dog shit.
Tommy knew that the nuclear option was using a dog shit snow ball.
by autmwnd February 25, 2015
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Fluff the dog

During the act of oral intercourse the giver stops sucking/licking and gives the recipient a raspberry on the genitals.
I was going down on the ol’lady and decided to fluff the dog! She came instantly.
by TnE25 September 17, 2020
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