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hot chick paradox

The idea that some women who are extremely attractive, also attract a large number of men who are trying to have sex with them, which increases the chances that they have been used, reused and abused by many men too before they gets to you, thus making them less attractive for a long- term relationship and/or marriage.
Jane is a super fun hot chick, great to date and have fun with but she is no marriage material, too many miles in her engine, it is the hot chick paradox, great for sex but terrible for a wife.
by Sa00 April 14, 2020
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6am hot dog

Having a hot dog at 6am, no matter if you hired someone to shove it in your face or you eat it.
Person A, shoving a hot dog in Person B's face: "Heyyy, wakey wakey, it's time to get up, heyy look at the time."
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.
by bettercallschroeder January 14, 2024
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Hot Topic

A bearded man with dried white sauce in the corner of his mouth, wearing hot pink Crocs, a cat hair matted kilt holding the sporran in his mouth, duster jacket and finger-less gloves, holding a hot dog in each hand, humming a tune while refusing to break eye contact with you.
Tinder matched me with such a Hot Topic last night, he was enchanting!
by BigSCMoney February 12, 2021
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Hot wash

When the person giving a blowjob gags and vomits on the person receiving the blowjob. They must continue to clean up and finish the act.
"This girl was giving me head last night and I ended up getting a hot wash from her!"
by Cletus fetus June 30, 2022
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Chef Hot Messica

See "Chef Fuckboy-rdee" for a masculine forward term. Clumsy, untrained and learning on fly, a Chef Hot Messica is an adult, typically in their late 20's and 30's, navigating the world of cuisine on her own. UberEats? in THIS economy?! Oh no, this partially domesticated Goddess uses a chaotic charm and limited patience to make a reasonably edible dish that will keep her alive. Self-taught, zero chill, too many cooking appliances she will never use and 100% MAXIMUM EFFORT.
"After setting the alarm off for the third time this week, Chef Hot Messica finally figured out how to use the dial on the stove and was able to make a charred, but still edible, quesadilla."
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Alabama Hot Swap

Two best friends swapping their sisters for a "fun" night
Yo Alan and I did an Alabama Hot Swap last night.
by Thevoidwalker4 April 1, 2023
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Ice cream hot

When a woman is a 6 on the hot scale. She starts work at an ice cream plant making her a 10 thus being "ice cream hot".
You see the new hire we got? Yeah bro, she's definitely ice cream hot.
by Cream of ice April 6, 2024
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