cock-a-chink

When you find a roach in the Chinese food you ordered.

"Yo bro lets order from wok n roll again", nah there cock-a-chink.

by Crooklyn's finest January 19, 2011

closet cock

Someone who portrays false humility when in actuality, they are extremely cocky

“Linda you sang great!”
“No it was horrible, I’m alright, it was just a side stage gig, thanks though”
“Don’t be such a closet cock Linda I saw you hog the mic at sound check belting and screaming, showing off for no reason”

by Pseudos January 3, 2019

Sizl's Throbbing Cock

Refers to a person named "sizl" or "sizzle" having an erect penis which is throbbing as it is being stroked.

Piza: "Oy look at Sizl"
Demo: "Thats Sizl's Throbbing Cock I have see it everday"
Piza: OH ITS SO BIG
Sizl dies of cringe after seeing everyone else has a smaller cock

by PizaMan1222 July 19, 2022

Giant Cock

Giant cock usually means a "giant chicken". This word can be used anywhere and is typically related to farm animals.
It will probably also get you unfriended or kicked out of a school groupchat due to people hating chickens.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna see my Giant Cock?"
Person 2: "Omg! Sure i do."
Person 1: "Come meet me at my farm :)"

by describitor March 22, 2025

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into the other's eyes.

Danny and Ricky are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

cock starter

Pronounced “Cock Startah” One who either gets cocks sprung, or gets someone acting like dick, by acting like a dick.

That ked’s a real cock starter, got everyone in the bar throwing hands.

by Jerkphone December 15, 2020

hippo cock

A guy with a extremely large fat thick girthy cock

wow that guy has a Hippo cock

by erggdfgdfg June 2, 2017