Pulled a Kruziik

Hitting yourself in the forehead with a dildo

"Hahaha, he stuck a dildo to his own forehead..totally pulled a Kruziik"

by absolutelynotbec January 23, 2020

Pulling a Ricky G

To attend an event that you know you will either not return to at anytime in the future or be invited back to so you take the opportunity to not give a single fuck.

Pulling a Ricky G: based on Ricky Gervais hosting the 2019 Golden Globes Award: You'll be pleased to know this is the last time I'm hosting these awards, so I don't care anymore. I'm joking. I never did. I'm joking, I never did. NBC clearly don't care either — fifth time. I mean, Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars for some offensive tweets — hello?

Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English and they've no idea what Twitter is, so I got offered this gig by fax. Let's go out with a bang, let's have a laugh at your expense. Remember, they're just jokes. We're all gonna die soon and there's no sequel, so remember that.

by ThatIrishLadFromCork January 6, 2020

Pulling an isaac

To ejaculate into your very own mouth after busting a nut.

Mum: hey what’s that in ur mouth?
Daquan: im pulling an isaac, it’s abit salty today.

by Sir long Shlong February 8, 2021

Pulling a Ferhat

The act of going into a trade with proper ta and a plan on managing your risks. Only to say 'screw it, I'm going all in' when you get annoyed by the first failed trades and ultimately fuck it up completely.

She: oh dear, why are you so sad
He: nothing
She: did you pull a ferhat again?
He: *rage quits and leaves the room*

Typical pulling a ferhat

by Sp0derman July 31, 2018

Pulling a Dean

To feign surprise or question something where it is glaringly obvious that what is being said cannot be construed in any other way. The person 'pulling a Dean" does so when a minuscule error in wording gives him/her the justification for questioning what is obvious to 99.99% of the population.

Oh my hat! I have to tell you about the time Craig was pulling a Dean. The other day I told him that my car was running low on diesel and that we needed to pull into a petrol station. And he said to me 'oh but I thought you needed diesel?"

by BobbyMarley28 August 2, 2019

pulling a scott garland

The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.

Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.

by Thicccboi November 14, 2016

Pulling a will

When u see someone’s shoes and ask what size are those.

Jamarion- Bruh im bout to “pull a will” “what size are those”

Will- Bruh shut up and stop pulling a will

by Luke’s February 20, 2020