bother yourself

Masturbating,usually out of boredom.

You tend to bother yourself a lot on Mondays.

by Cenobica April 26, 2017

kerfuffle yourself

Tickling ones anus while masturbating.

John was being a douche canoe, so I told him to go kerfuffle yourself.

by Pskosis January 20, 2022

Figure it out yourself

Well if you're such a genius then you can SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! DERRRRRR!!! DERRRRRRR! UNO REVERSE! UNO RE-SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-VERSQUITOR!

A Retard "WeLl If YoU'rE a GeNiUs ThEn YoU cAn FiGuRe It OuT yOuRsElF!"

Hym "Yep! You got it bud! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! There it is! That's all your mind is capable of! Uno reverse! SOMETHING-SOMETHING non-sequitur! 'No you! Well if you're such a such-and-such then something-something, right? Cus if you were a genius then you think the retarded thoughts inside of my retarded fucking mind, right?' That's almost impossible to not add a 'DERRRRRRR!!!' In there! THAT'S WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! WHAT YOU DID JUST-THERE = SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! GOD, YOU WERE ROBBED OF SOMETHING GLORIOUS! YOUR SOCIETY FAILED YOU!"

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

Go fuck yourself

A thing to tell your teachers on the last day of school which means "I hope you become fulfilled with your life and find happiness".

James- "Hey Mr. Jones, you've been a great teacher all year, and I just wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself"
Mr. Jones- "That is such a nice thing to say, I hope you have an amazing summer!"

by Nomboss June 2, 2023

drink yourself sideways

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.

1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”

2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.

by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023

to buffoon and cartoon yourself

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a rational and pragmatic person, neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession, to make a buffone of one's self in public.

even if you may be a Jim Carey or Harry Houdini by profession, the phrase to buffoon and cartoon yourself isn't supposed to be part of your vocabulary, at least when you are in civilized society

by Sexydimma January 4, 2015

GO FUCK YOURSELF

The intended response to a failing grade.

Okay Thomas, you scored an F on your test.
GO FUCK YOURSELF!

by GO FK YOURSELF May 26, 2023