Which is why I'm pretending to be him

He's a Neo-Nazi

A retard "Which is why I'm pretending to be him! Cus, you know, I'm not a Neo-Nazi but this guy is better than me at an existential level! What I'm doing is a reflection of his neo-nazi-ism and is NOT a reflection of how warped my own mind is! Really! I certainty wasn't enamored with how brilliant and cool he is... This is um... Not that..."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2025

Him

Michael DelToro is Him

Nano and BAs wish they could be Deltoro because he is Him.

by cowsnakeawesome July 28, 2024

Him

AKA god, the motherfucker with the biggest set of nuts in town that is fucking cracked at everything he does. this individual also gets an absurd amount of bitches.

Adis: “Dude did you hear that Nate fucked 17 bitches in one week, and then won the chip?”

Alex: “Yeah bro, Nate is Him”

by AdLad24 April 26, 2025

Schoolboying him

Schoolboy (doing the)

Also: schoolboying him

When you submit your guy/man and tie him to the bed, sit on his face (naked) and make him say the alphabet front to back until you come.

'Ah yeah, last night I was totally schoolboying him until he learned his lesson.'

by Terrible teddy November 25, 2018

Alpaca Him

When a dirty slut blows a guy’s dick and holds the cum in her mouth and spits it back at his face

Hey dude you hear about his tinder date? He must’ve pissed her off because she did alpaca him

by Redhammer69 October 8, 2022

give him his chops

Give somebody due credit for something.

He did a great job, I 'll give him his chops.

by Kalbarrilover November 6, 2017

hims

A brand of penis enlargement pills. Advertised on the popular porn site Pornhub.

Bob: Did you see that ad for hims?
Bill: yeah!

by Stop. Just stop. November 14, 2018