Owen

Owen is a very sexy beast with a massive slong but other then his massive meat hes very nice and a perfec Bf he will always be there for you when you need him just go out with him already
by Camdons June 01, 2022
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The word/name Owen is often used to describe someone who is bad at life. Owens usually like to brag about there shitty achievements and will act like a retard for a chance to be included in a group. Owens typically only see there own little success and will suck the life out of that for a long time. A Owen has the worst marks in school and somehow still thinks they are smart. A man named owen often goes for a girl with a penis bigger than his so he can feel safe. In conclusion a owen is the worst thing you can be called and it’s obvious your parents hate you if you are named owen. I feel bad for you.
Owen = bad at life

Wow ur being such a Owen rn
by Jacky brownpen February 07, 2022
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That cute boy in your Spanish and Health class
Girl 1: Omg is that Owen??
Girl 2: Yep, he's a cutie!!
by What's A Math? November 29, 2019
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A guy who is very loving. He is tall with dark hair and cares deeply for his loved ones. Everyone wants to be around him because he is smart, funny, athletic, and sexy. He is normally shy but once you get to know him he is the coolest person you could ever meet. You're lucky to know an Owen. If you know one, never let him go because he is very nice and will always be there for you. Also the fastest man on earth…did he mention he got into Florida state?
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Owen is a picky teenager that can’t ever give a straight answer, He likes to do gaming he is known as “uh gamer”
Has trouble to get girls to like him. He likes to drink but never admits that he has gotten high or drunk. Most people assume he is gay but actually he is not, he just has trouble finding interest in people. He also says bad things about himself which is b a d, he ships in the most cringy ways possible do not underestimate him. My dude can be very fun to have conversations with but when he is in the mood though he will never match your energy. Things that are very precious to him are his doggo and probably his mates and Owen likes to Owen and if he no like you he no talk to you but hey if you have an Owen as a friend good for you don’t take him for granted.
“Oh look it’s wise man Owen”
“Oh look he’s “uh gaming””

“Oh look Owen doesn’t care cus he has a whole supportive system behind him so for you to disappear it’s just a spec of dust for him”
by Moonlight Dan August 17, 2021
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This boy has tripple layer cake and it jiggles like jello, you’ll never see a more caked up dude. an ass so prestigious even the gods fear such mass such power in one rear.
“Damn owen got an ass so phat it has its own gravitational pull.”
by Owens-ass-fanclub December 04, 2021
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Ethan is so Owen
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