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Wanker

Commonly used as an insult the word wanker commonly regards to someone who wanks twice or more a day
Ezmond you are such a fucking wanker get out the cubicle and jizz in a mans mouth
by the preacher February 10, 2020
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Wanker

1. typically used as an insult
2. used when someone who usually wanks and knows that you know that they masturbate; Calling names
3. typically used by an Australian
Oi wanker, wtf are you up to?
by Oh_nyet June 1, 2022
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Trump Wanker

A hilarious derogatory term directed only at Trump supporters that was coined in 2018, inspired by "Bus Wanker" from the British sitcom "The Inbetweeners". This is where preferably in a mode of transport, going past a Trump supporter, leaning out the window, and shouting TRUMP WANKER. It's even funnier if there's more than one Trump Wanker and you use the wanking gesture.
So I was driving on my way to work and I saw a group of Trump supporters. Rolled the window down and yelled Trump Wankers at them. Got a good laugh out of it.
by Jame6sPascatore March 20, 2022
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Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
by Wallaytism April 26, 2010
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finance wanker

A person who gets a watch or jewellery item on finance and tells their friends, coworkers and loved ones they bought it outright.
Bob: "Did you know Dave's new watch he flashed and boasted about? It's on bloody finance!"
Wallace: "Ha ha ha that goon's a finance wanker!"
by Some random guy down south December 10, 2017
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Wanker

the people at the urban dictionary who tells me not to take it personally when they don't publish my flippin word. So, to you dickholes, frick u.
pardon my french, but u are a wanker
by doodie hole July 15, 2018
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Wanker

To act like Jack Wilshere does in his general day to day living
why you being such a wanker like jack wilshere towards them fans
by Howard the psyduck June 6, 2015
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