When you haven’t had sex since before lockdown and you complain on the daily about how much you want to have sex
by Adam L Moss May 19, 2020
Get the quarantine virginitymug. Someone who hasn't had sexual intercourse in an extended period of time (at least over 10 years). From the French word "nouveau" (meaning "new").
Him: "Have you ever slept with a guy before?"
Her: "Yes, once ... nearly 10 years ago!"
Him: "So you're like ... a nouveau virgin?"
Her: "Yes, once ... nearly 10 years ago!"
Him: "So you're like ... a nouveau virgin?"
by bashaus August 30, 2016
Get the nouveau virginmug. A fresh clean public toilet first thing in the morning after maintenance cleaning in a school or office building.
I was psyched to be the first to drop one in the Virgin Bowl this morning!
Damn! The boss drank too much coffee and obliterated the Virgin Bowl! I'll wait till I get home to take a shit!
That bowl is not longer a Virgin.... I had tacos last night! You might want to wait until the fog clears to go in there.
Damn! The boss drank too much coffee and obliterated the Virgin Bowl! I'll wait till I get home to take a shit!
That bowl is not longer a Virgin.... I had tacos last night! You might want to wait until the fog clears to go in there.
by BlackboyT December 8, 2010
Get the Virgin Bowlmug. His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
by Worcestersh1re January 12, 2023
Get the The Virginity Stealermug. Someone who does not want to, by choice, or isn't allowed by someone else to drive fast on the road. They are waiting until the right time to experience speed.
by notAspeedvirgin April 25, 2019
Get the Speed Virginmug. by xDeathstroke June 3, 2018
Get the Meme Virginmug. The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter October 14, 2016
Get the Virginity Loopholemug.