Virgin Paradox

A person (probably an Incel) that frequently talks about their past sexual experiences, so that other participants of a conversation do know that in fact the person in question had sex

Person 1: man he’s been going on about his date from last month. He can’t stop talking about how he fucked her.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.

by Pthrowaway28 October 27, 2020

metro virgin

privileged white kids who have their own car and never ride the metro, so when it's time to ride the metro, they are confused scared little bunnies.

virgin: how does the metro work?
normal person: metro virgin!

by sdkajflasj February 12, 2017

Extra virgin

Liking weezer

Chad: Hey what’s your favorite band

Beta male: I love weezer
Chad: oh so you’re extra virgin

by JustSomeGuy0324 May 29, 2021

vestigial virgin

Someone who remains a virgin much longer than normal, not by choice, but through circumstance.

"The 40 Year Old Virgin" is about Andy Stitzer a vestigial virgin.

by D1388 October 6, 2016

Virgin Jayden

A big boy who just can’t get a girl not even an ugly one

Virgin Jayden can’t get her...

by Winner 62907 April 19, 2019

Virginity Loophole

The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.

Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"

Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."

by T_rump_supporter October 14, 2016

Speed Virgin

Someone who does not want to, by choice, or isn't allowed by someone else to drive fast on the road. They are waiting until the right time to experience speed.

Bro, Steve never launches the Lancer, what a speed virgin.

by notAspeedvirgin April 25, 2019