His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
by Worcestersh1re January 12, 2023
Get the The Virginity Stealermug. 1. A person who is nerdy and awkward, especially around the female type. They usually are addicted to video games, Lord of The Rings, Star Wards, Magic: The Gathering and other assorted nerdy things. A common virgin is a step beyond being a nerd, it is a lifestyle. Also a common virgin will not have had sex, and will never.
As the Common Virgins played Magic: The Gathering at lunch, one stood and shouted "LIGHTNING HELIX, CRAIG JONES WINS!@!@!@!@!". He then proceeded to squeal uncontrollably.
by run its bc June 14, 2012
Get the Common Virginmug. by Winner 62907 April 19, 2019
Get the Virgin Jaydenmug. The first cigarette in a box. When it is taken out it must be turned upside down and left there. It must never be smoked or given to anybody even if it is your last gwaai
by Your Ma se Poes September 9, 2019
Get the Virgin Gwaaimug. by JustSomeGuy0324 May 29, 2021
Get the Extra virginmug. privileged white kids who have their own car and never ride the metro, so when it's time to ride the metro, they are confused scared little bunnies.
by sdkajflasj February 12, 2017
Get the metro virginmug. by D1388 October 6, 2016
Get the vestigial virginmug.