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The Virginity Stealer

His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!

The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.

If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.

TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
Explorer: I can hear him, he is behind me!

The Virginity Stealer: REHEHEHEHEEHEHEE
by Worcestersh1re January 12, 2023
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Common Virgin

1. A person who is nerdy and awkward, especially around the female type. They usually are addicted to video games, Lord of The Rings, Star Wards, Magic: The Gathering and other assorted nerdy things. A common virgin is a step beyond being a nerd, it is a lifestyle. Also a common virgin will not have had sex, and will never.
As the Common Virgins played Magic: The Gathering at lunch, one stood and shouted "LIGHTNING HELIX, CRAIG JONES WINS!@!@!@!@!". He then proceeded to squeal uncontrollably.
by run its bc June 14, 2012
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Virgin Jayden

A big boy who just can’t get a girl not even an ugly one
Virgin Jayden can’t get her...
by Winner 62907 April 19, 2019
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Virgin Gwaai

The first cigarette in a box. When it is taken out it must be turned upside down and left there. It must never be smoked or given to anybody even if it is your last gwaai
I'm so desperate for a smoke but my gwaais are finished. The only one left is the virgin gwaai
by Your Ma se Poes September 9, 2019
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Extra virgin

Chad: Hey what’s your favorite band

Beta male: I love weezer
Chad: oh so you’re extra virgin
by JustSomeGuy0324 May 29, 2021
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metro virgin

privileged white kids who have their own car and never ride the metro, so when it's time to ride the metro, they are confused scared little bunnies.
virgin: how does the metro work?
normal person: metro virgin!
by sdkajflasj February 12, 2017
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vestigial virgin

Someone who remains a virgin much longer than normal, not by choice, but through circumstance.
"The 40 Year Old Virgin" is about Andy Stitzer a vestigial virgin.
by D1388 October 6, 2016
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