Thirsty Elephant

When a man sits down to take a shit, and his penis is long enough to touch the water in the toilet.

I just took a giant dump. It was awesome, except that the tip of my penis touched the water. What a thirsty elephant.

by Yaya Toure October 12, 2013

Thirsted On

Being the object of thirst for many people at one time.

Girl 1: "Ewww." She puts down her phone.
Girl 2: "What?"
Girl 1: "I got so many dick pics today. Its so gross to be thirsted on."
Girl 2: "Bitch, shut up."

by Lady_Knightmare June 10, 2015

Thirsty

I want to have sex
Or fuck from the behind

Kristen I am thirsty For you

by Elk July 18, 2018

Thirsty Bitch Crew

The TBC Crew aka (Thirsty Bitch Crew)

Hot Ass Babes in Whisky OG's Side Chat On Youtube

Come Check Us Out!

Miss Tina "Whisky's Going Live, Where my Thirsty Bitch Crew At"?
ARIANA ARIANA " WHOA WHERE MY PIMP AT, I'm Thirsty AF?
VIV "BITCHES UNITE, RELEASE THE KRAKEN AKA (EGGPLANT WITH WATER SQUIRTS)
MISS TINA "Let's get our thirst on"!

by useyourillusion1 December 27, 2022

ring-thirsty

When a woman or man in a serious relationship is so thirsty for an engagement ring it consumes them.

Shannon: Do you think he'll propose for my birthday? He has to. Either way the wedding is almost completely planned.

Steph: Girl, you need to stop being so ring-thirsty.

by Citrus Kobe February 19, 2017

Thirty Second Warning

The thirty second warning (noun) is the overwhelming feeling that you're going to shit yourself. This often occurs after eating Asian food.

brb man, Thirty Second Warning

by Mr Smith III July 26, 2011

thirty second youtube ad

The reason why Jesus Christ died

Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.

Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.

by hot with a hint of side boob July 25, 2015