Tijuana Tow Truck

When you insert anal beads into another person's ass, then lead them down the street by the string

My wife didn't think I knew she cheated on me, so in the middle of a BDSM session, I gave that bitch a Tijuana Tow Truck into town

by Bath-time Toaster August 2, 2023

artisian dump truck

when you shit in your partners mouth, wait 30 minutes for them to digest it, lay flat on the floor, and have your partner shit it back out into your mouth and move back and forth on your face like a dump truck

broooo, i spent the entire night with jayden doing artisian dump trucks! i ran out of shit by the end of the night tho

by finlandkindacute May 19, 2023

Fuck a duck on a truck

Southern slang used for when something doesn't go your way

Student: Fuck a duck on a truck! Ms. Levinson gave me a C on my project

by bluewaverly May 28, 2018

Pickup Truck Illiterate

Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.

Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.

by BODBOP February 1, 2018

Big Ass Truck

A Person Who Is a old Lady and has a Big Truck

A 80 Year old Lady drives a Big ass truck

by A Yorkie lover Who is Funny July 3, 2021

Flying Delivery Truck

What CNN thought a plane was in 2017

CNN: "FedEx is buying up to 100 new flying delivery trucks" (2017)

by Soulless Pacifist November 12, 2021

Mack truck lobotomy

like a regular lobotomy, but performed with a Mack truck instead of surgical tools ensuring a quick and successful operation

I think it's time for me to go get a Mack truck lobotomy

by Markimedes September 29, 2023