the farthest thing from a ninja, a urban dictionary member who says this is exerise because he is moving his body and has zero self control
by rubberduckhoser January 18, 2019
Get the GINJA NINJAmug. A roommate who steals your food in the fridge behind your back. They do it in a sneaky way by figuring out your schedule and stealing tiny portions when you’re at school/work.
“Dude I think Joe might be a ninja vulture.”
“Yeah that explains why my mashed taters keeps disappearing!”
“Yeah that explains why my mashed taters keeps disappearing!”
by TheShuckDriver November 20, 2019
Get the Ninja Vulturemug. Had a date with a really sneaky fat ninja, can't believe I didn't see her second chin in her profile pic!
by Jbomb66 December 2, 2014
Get the Fat ninjamug. its like aggressive (in the passive aggressive sense) but you dont know theyre being aggressive. ....sneaky aggressive.
not to be confused with passive aggressive
Like some farts (silent but deadly)
not to be confused with passive aggressive
Like some farts (silent but deadly)
by edudnikihc August 1, 2016
Get the Ninja aggressivemug. Galaxy Ninja is the leader of the Ninja Crew. She is an absolute badass but is kind and caring to those she trusts. She is intelligent and sometimes intimidating. But you get to know her, you start to find she is a funny and caring. She carries two katanas on her back at all times and wears a galaxy mask. G.N for short.
by Galaxy Ninja October 14, 2019
Get the Galaxy Ninjamug. When an individual succombs to the pressure of fear, anger, and/or insanity and begins taking out people or groups of people with cunning tactical ninja like efficiency.
Margaret went on a ninja rampage after missing a deadline at work as she stealthfully cut off every driver within a 2 mile radius down i-5 before catching up to her boss and ran him into the ditch.
by nehlewolf May 13, 2011
Get the Ninja Rampagemug. A Boo Ninja is a man who consistently scores women which are obviously way out of his league. Most often the Boo Ninja is spotted in bars working his magic. In this setting the Boo Ninja will look much like a scout master holding court with his young charges gathered around a camp fire. But the Boo Ninja is no scout master and his charges are not suburbanites but rather really hot young women and with each word the Boo Ninja speaks his audience will either laugh or compliment him on his wisdom as each competes to be his paramour {fuck} for the evening.
"Look at that bald fat fucking old Boo Ninja... he is old enough to be their fucking grandfather, he had the damn valet park his Yugo and yet look at all of that fabulous {highly fuckable} , boo {pussy} hanging on his every word like he is some fucking mullah {Islamic preacher} issuing a fatwa {religious decree}.
by Jack Magnum, Weremo hunter November 3, 2015
Get the boo ninjamug.