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The Knocks

"I know you're not talking shit coming from the knocks."
by Knocksville October 15, 2022
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socks knocked off

getting hit so hard your clothes come flying off, leaving only your underwear.
DAMN! That man got his socks knocked off!”
by Lowcap September 21, 2022
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ghost knocking

When solicitors don’t knock on doors, but instead pin houses from the speedway parking lot in the car, giving the impression that they are actually knocking doors
Bro Josh Josh and Pablo were clearly just ghost knocking. No wonder they bageled.
by solicitor123 July 27, 2024
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Knock knock

The sudden urge to take a poo
I just finished my coffee and I’m getting a knock knock so I’m gonna head to the bathroom
by Tuono-rider May 19, 2019
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utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.
A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
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Sausage Knocking

Looking for a sexual partner. Ref late night knocking on potential sexual partners window or door. A booty call.

Alt. Trying your luck with someone. An unlikely to be accepted request or deal.
After a few drinks Carl could often be found sausage knocking at one of his ex’es
by SeeSocAdmin November 4, 2020
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Knock

A knock is referring to someone who is a fiend for drugs of any kind. weed, coke, pills, meth etc... it’s like calling someone a druggie, drug-head , tweaker, fiend, or addict.
“He pawned his family’s jewelry and tv to get drugs that guy is a straight up knock”

Drug dealer may say: “I’m going to go serve one of my knocks a gram and I’ll be back in 30”
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