Richard is s beautiful and an amazing person to be around, everything about him is alluring to me. He deserves everything i'd give him the world if i could. he is simply the sweetest person on earth and cares about everyone his girlfriend is very lucky to have him. he pushes people to be their best.
boy: i dont know what you see in him, im much better
his girlfriend: my love for richard is not for you to see he has a pure soul and a beautiful smile.
boy: whatever richard isnt all that.
The girlfriend: youre right hes all that and more BOY BOOM.
his girlfriend: my love for richard is not for you to see he has a pure soul and a beautiful smile.
boy: whatever richard isnt all that.
The girlfriend: youre right hes all that and more BOY BOOM.
by richiesgirlfrienddd January 8, 2024
Get the Richardmug. Where shall I even begin! Richard is the type of person to sweep you off your feet. He is caring (more than he shows) and has an incredible energy that makes you want to be around him 24/7. He’s at least 6ft tall and super strong with huge biceps and a really manly smell… (I’ll leave that up to your imagination).You could get lost in his gorgeous blue eyes while scratching his ridiculously soft hair (Richard, please tell us what conditioner you use).Even though his greek could use some more practice,his intelligence is off the charts. He is very knowledgeable and ambitious and could accomplish anything he sets his mind to.He can make you laugh uncontrollably with his talent for impersonating people and knows exactly in which way to tease you to make you get a tiny bit angry at him, but still not enough for you to stay mad at him.He makes you think “wow this is the type of person I’ve been waiting for all of my life”.
In all seriousness and jokes aside, richard impresses you every single day with his openness to care for and love people deeply and you get to appreciate how unique and special he is.Perfect balance of toxic boy and simp. Not too much of either of those. Just the right amount !
I could go on for ages, but seriously, get yourself a richard and you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been.
(But not my Richard, cause he’s mine)
You hear me, Kim? Back off.
In all seriousness and jokes aside, richard impresses you every single day with his openness to care for and love people deeply and you get to appreciate how unique and special he is.Perfect balance of toxic boy and simp. Not too much of either of those. Just the right amount !
I could go on for ages, but seriously, get yourself a richard and you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been.
(But not my Richard, cause he’s mine)
You hear me, Kim? Back off.
Person: Have you seen Richard?
Me: You mean the guy who looks like a Greek god and knows how to read witchcraft , oh oops, I mean mathematical equations and stuff?
Person: Yes! That’s him! I want to give him some recommendations of what to do in Paris.
Me: Never mind. He’s not around. You can give the recommendations to his gf.
Person: Aw you mean he’s taken??
Me: Fisika kai nai he he.
Me: You mean the guy who looks like a Greek god and knows how to read witchcraft , oh oops, I mean mathematical equations and stuff?
Person: Yes! That’s him! I want to give him some recommendations of what to do in Paris.
Me: Never mind. He’s not around. You can give the recommendations to his gf.
Person: Aw you mean he’s taken??
Me: Fisika kai nai he he.
by poisse<3 May 9, 2022
Get the Richardmug. Kaiya Richards is a famous japanese singer that a goes to poncy jazz bars and swanky bars where they only serve import beers or bottles at double the price of a regular pub and the music is usually really bad Jazz or electro jazz. often seen wearing scarves indoors with waistcoats. Often seen in starbucks with a copy of the times or the guardian or reading a book and the women more of the same usually with the Richards because they have money and stability. Basically a ponce.
by detoadyysht May 9, 2010
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Get the Richard Meadmug. by big boo rich August 16, 2021
Get the Richardmug. The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze
“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”
“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021
Get the Richard’s Ascotmug. 