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Artisan Head

When a person is highly skilled in the otherwise utilitarian art of giving head. Artisan head is a skilled craft that is not your run of the mill dome. It’s highly erotic, often toe curling and guaranteed to empty one’s balls.
Monique is known for her skilled artisan head. So I had to find out. My balls were drained and the prostate was milked.

I was just expecting another Grindr blow and go but I managed to hook up with a dude that gave artisan head.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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Head basher

Def. 1-When that one catchy song comes on the radio and you are alone in the car and you secretly dance to it

Def. 2- That giant thing from the third Lord of the Rings movie that rams down the door of Minas Tirith

Def. 3- A sex position
1.Oh kids, back in the day whenever "We are Number One" by LazyTown came on the radio your father and I use to get all wild up in there!

2.When Gandalf saw the Head Basher approach the city, he knew they were fucked

3. Me and (Insert Trashy White Girl Name Here) performed the Head Basher in our room last night at the motel.
by Memeblaze January 22, 2020
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the dead head

when you squeeze the tip of you dick as you get a boner in order to keep the tip at normal size giving you the ability to shoot your cum further.
what t.j. kilmarten gave you the dead head thats fucken sweet.
by red dick that hurt June 26, 2009
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hang-head

When an individual is intoxicated to the point that they can sit up straight, but not able to hold their head up. A person with hang-head may still be able to lift their head, but for only seconds to mumble inaudible words or to stare off into space.
Paul has a nasty case of hang-head because he thought it would be a good idea to smoke weed after drinking an entire bottle of rosé .
by Mr. Fornicus July 2, 2017
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Swoll Head

Hey Joe what did you get on the test?
I got an A+.
You got that swoll head!
by jjmike December 20, 2015
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Cronk-Head

A person with an IQ in the single digits
A fool or goon.
Slade is a fucking Cronk-Head.
by SladeIsACronkHead July 8, 2021
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weenie head

Another way of calling someone a little bitch.
"Why you actin like a weenie head?"
by ASAP SawyerSauce May 2, 2018
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