Sara the Horse

The bitch girlfriend of our good friend Budx. She is a controlling cunt and deserves a fate worse than death.

Sara the Horse is fucking shit up again.

by WillRemainAnon October 15, 2016

horse pal

Friend who lets and promotes friends who ride and love horses.

Every horse gal needs her horse pals.

by Real horse gal September 28, 2019

Earley Horse

An intense cramp suffered by Earl Pickles when he has not stretched himself. Earley Horses commonly occur in the legs but can appear anywhere on the body. The only known cure is intense stretches. They are hard to treat and only Earl knows how. If you feel a cramp coming on with an intense force, chances are you got yourself and Earley Horse. Watch out! It will kick you!

Earl: Oh no, I should have warmed up big time. I've got a terrible Earley Horse! (groaning) Owww.

Clyde: An Earley Horse? I know how you get those. Somebody didn't stretch!

Earl: Yeah, I forgot to. I was so busy with a bunch of other stuff that I just clean forgot. Now I'm paying for it.

Opal: You poor thing. Earley Horses really hurt, don't they?

Earl: Yes. But I bet I could still stretch it. (he stretches himself) Wow! That felt good. But its still cramping some.

Opal: Here, use my honey lotion. How about if I massage your leg with this? That would get the cramp out. (she starts massaging him) Easy now, let it work.

Clyde: How about we go for a walk, just you and me? But remember the warm up stretches! You don't want another Earley Horse.

Earl: They don't come on by force, but I sure love my Earley Horse!

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 19, 2011

Convenient Horse

The use of a conveniently placed object within a movie scene to advance the plot, specifically related to the majestic white horse on the shores of a cliff side castle in "Snow White and the Huntsman" conveniently awaiting snow's arrival to them ride off down the coast together

Wow, that chick from outlander knows a shit ton about plants for a military nurse, it's a pretty fucking conveinent horse that her husband just happens to be doing a genealogy project on that specific time period of Scotland that she gets thrown into, I mean fuck.

The convenient horse of this scenario is that the character Just happens to know so much about this random period of a country that she isn't from, and knows a lot about herbal medicine even though she was a nurse of a more modern time.

by Ijustwanttopostoneword February 26, 2015

descending horse

The act of going down on a man while wearing horse masks and yelling "naah" while climaxing

At the party we walked into a couple doing the descending horse and then joined them.

by burningTinman March 29, 2015

Rocking Horse

An old device for entertaining children in the shape of a horse. The child sits on the body of the wooden horse and rocks quickly back and forth. If there are two children in the same room, they hold a competition of who can stay on through the most violent rocking. Bonus points if you get thrown over the front.

The boy played on the rocking horse in his nursery, somehow defying its design and not flinging himself over the front
Two children took turns rocketing themselves over the head of their wooden rocking horse with the sharp teeth

by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023

Horse Deuce

The first bowel movement, often in several days, after going on a heroin binge. Opiates cause constipation, so junkies tend to get backed up for days or even a week or more, before their body finally forces a bowel movement. This is why they often hole up in a public bathroom for up to an hour, and there can be considerable tearing which contributes to the mess left behind.

"Man, I just dropped a two-week Horse Deuce. I'm having to learn to walk all over again."

by Auntie Hero September 20, 2018