newt day

sept. 7th is newt day because it is the 250th day of the year. (only book fans will get it) so write on your arm or wrist, "great, we're all bloody inspired."

we'll know who the real fans are.

friend on september seventh / newt day: "hey, what's that on your arm?"
me: pulls sleeve to reveal the written quote, 'great, we're all bloody inspired.'

by leialt April 26, 2021

patriga day

December 1st, or patriga day, is the day when all u no-nut november brothers could nut all you want.

Yo you hear? It's finally patriga day!

by Patriga originator November 26, 2019

Brining Day

The day/night before Thanksgiving Day, famous for both turkey preparation and one of the biggest boozing nights of the year. Pickling your bird or liver.

Because "Night Before Thanksgiving" is awkward to say.

Hey, wanna get faced at Joe's Tavern on Brining Day?

I'm there.

by Reeemer December 15, 2013

Jada's Day

On January 25 aka "J25" we honor the best Jada in the world. J25 is a day to turn up but most importantly be thankful Jada.

I can't wait to celebrate Jada's Day!!!

by gonetopluto December 29, 2021

Eldabbo day

An official holiday that all high-schoolers celebrate involving Friday’s and the bathroom.

Make sure you have carts for this Friday’s eldabbo day!

by Eldabbo December 5, 2018

Mug day

On the 19th of June, the mug is celebrated. Where selected members will participate in a mug initiation and drink from the sacred mug, before consuming their own beverages.

Are you part of mug day?

by Mugmad February 24, 2021

fb-day

The day that your birthday shows up on all of your friends news feeds on Facebook. Also the day after you update your profile picture, information, quotes, likes and interests. The one day of the year that all your facebook friends you never talk to creep on your facebook to see if their life is better then yours.

Justin: You remember Hilary from school?

Brendan: Yeah, its her fb-day today.

Justin: Shes gaining some weight.

Brendan: Her boyfriend has a chin strap.

Justin: Well asleast she listens to the avett brothers

Brendan: I love hipsters

by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS March 27, 2011