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beaver dam

one of the best towns in Wisconsin. everyone here is very nice and welcoming, if you watch out for the snakes. the kids are all talented at something and very smart. all the girls are beautiful, and all the guys are very goodlooking. it’s a small town with little to do, but there’s always something fun to do if you’ve found the right friends :)
man, I wish I could live in beaver dam. sounds like a lot of fun.
by it’s whatever lol November 28, 2018
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Crack Beaver

Someone who likes to smoke the drug 'Crack', will get this word said to them all the time
Colby: "Jon Rushby is a Crack Beaver!"
Jon: "Hey man its some goood shit!"
by Colby McFarlane January 18, 2008
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Beaver run

When a girl rubs her come filled beaver across the bed before cleaning herself up..
And then she did the beaver run to the bathroom...
by Nutjob1974 December 16, 2015
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beaver - whale

A cross between a beaver and a whale. Obviously not existent but used normally as an insult to someone who is abnormally large and very hairy. A beaver - whale can also used to describe someone very lazy and does little with their life.
person 1: 'look at grandma, she has been sitting there all day doing nothing!'

person 2: 'she acts like such a beaver - whale'
by cheekydinosaur1234 February 20, 2011
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Beaver Crickets

Pubic Lice (Crabs) found on a female.
Last night, I was about to get lucky with the chick next door, but when I got down there, I could practically hear the Beaver Crickets chirpin'...so I went home and chirped my bird instead.

Man, that ho gave me beaver crickets and now I can't stop the itch.
by Ocean Recruiter February 25, 2011
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beaver canoe

when you squash your penis in a hydraulic press creating a beavers tail and folding it into a canoe shape
she wanted to know how freaky i am so i preformed the beaver canoe
by slimjimniggybobit November 13, 2018
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beaver bumping

When two pussies are bumped together in a sexual thrusting motion (with or without a double dildo) in order to gain sexual satisfaction
The bull dykes were caught beaver bumping in the middle of broad daylight.
by Grandmaster J cast December 6, 2013
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