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Analyzer Tech

The God of Gods among men. The most badass and intelligent son of a bitch to walk onto a jobsite. Outclass, outwork, and straight up outgun anybody that comes in his path. It is known that gazing upon their greatness can turn even the Best Engineer into a hollow shelled panzy crying for his mommie. Revered as the brains of the operation and life itself. Hung as well as a James. Women kneel to blow him. No Analyzer can live without him. All obey him
The Analyzer Tech God Saves The World One Analyzer at a Time
by Analyzer Tech July 3, 2018
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tech star

A founder or co founder of a internet centered company with a large valuation and stock equity that makes most of its revenue from freemium features intended to "trap" the consumer data for later resale or other products.
Wow, that tech star got rich on that big new app everyone's talking about.
by vintagesafari July 8, 2018
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Wilcox Tech

A highschool in meridian where the teachers don’t teach anything yet expect you to pass while in academics while in shop cycle either teacher doesn’t give a crap and lets you do whatever you want or is super overly strict also a lot of dumbass idiots go here
I hate Wilcox tech because my teachers don’t fucking teach
by Meme dood February 16, 2019
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The “Tech”

The natural habitat of “Victoria Mulqueen” and all other Victoria Mulqueens, often referred mistakingley as a school.
Did you hear she goes to the “tech”
by bombassperson October 8, 2018
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Tech girl

Tables that disguise themselves with makeup and jewelry just to ignore the fact that they’re truthfully guys in disguise
That tech girl has a bigger cock than me
by Smelly stinker hater May 31, 2018
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Tech Camp

A camp where people are exposed to various technologies that they can learn and use to solve certain real life situations.
Tech Camp is a place where everyone is encouraged to go.
by Green Jay June 6, 2018
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Tech Rage

Like road rage but for technology. The rage and frustration from being stuck behind a slow and/or nonsensical piece of technology.
My government computer is giving me tech rage.
by boobiessixnine October 7, 2023
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