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Simpire

A person of whom is obsessed or “simp” for someone so much that they will not sleep and/or harm that person; usually used as a degrading term.
That simpire is so obsessed for Kat, that he waits 24 hour just to be her first viewer.
by ForTheSimpire April 9, 2025
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Simple man

What a manipulative psychopath says after he’s destroyed your life as an attempt to assert plausible deniability. He knows exactly what he did. This is an attempt to feign ignorance and make you question yourself.
You: Did you burn down my house???

Simple Man: ?????

You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???

Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…
by Drinkingdemonblood October 30, 2025
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Simple Steamer

An average sized log or small pile of excrement, steamy in nature.
Just left a simple steamer behind that bush over there.”
by Militantswine6 January 12, 2026
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jerk simple

the result of excessive masturbation, rendering abuser incapable of functioning in social situations.
As he stared at her breasts and muttered obscenities she wondered if he was retarded or just jerk simple
by pipedoc December 19, 2011
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Palin Simple

A way of speaking that is very simple straight talk, almost retarded. You betcha.
the phrase "Buck up or stay in the truck." is very Palin Simple.
by geoduk March 14, 2014
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Snowball Sampling

sampling where you get one participant to get others similar to them. Such as getting a skateboarder to get his skateboarder friends. Show me more people like you!
Lets find all the alcoholics in this city using snowball sampling
by SK8R-H8R December 9, 2017
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Compound-Sampling

The process of taking 2 samples and putting them into one song
Yo, that was so crazy when Jay Versace started compound-sampling Drake and another song in Tic Tac Toes
by NARRATR March 5, 2019
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