A person of whom is obsessed or “simp” for someone so much that they will not sleep and/or harm that person; usually used as a degrading term.
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You: Did you burn down my house???
Simple Man: ?????
You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???
Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…
Simple Man: ?????
You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???
Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…
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