Alex rider

This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.

Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.

But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack

"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

Rainbow Rider

New recruit who hasn’t passed basic training yet or doing desk work instead of combat duty

Look at that Rainbow Rider, he wears the American Flag and acts like he has served any tours

by G.I. Tom February 26, 2021

The ghost rider

dunking your head in gasoline and lighting it on fire whilst in a leather jacket

“hey john want to see me do the ghost rider?”

by PimpChimpin44 August 05, 2022

The ghost rider

When you proceed to put leontos on your dick and then slap sthe girls face in order for it to burn

She made me mad so I gave her the ghost rider

by Georgeboss2006 December 24, 2020

blood rider

A girl who loves to ride dick while on her period.

Dave: "That bitch Leah is such a blood rider."

by cootergurlxxx3 March 09, 2016

kanye d rider

basically exis

Exis: “I’d suck kanye’s dingaling 25/8 i’m a kanye d rider”

by mileseatstheworld July 22, 2022

Rail Rider

A rail rider is someone who loves to be trained by 2 or more people at once, another version of this term is called gangbang!

Me: Oh bro did you hear that Rebecca is a rail rider

Friend: what the fuck is a rail rider?!
Me: a rail rider is someone who loves to be trained by one or more people (example) a gangbang or a girl who’s for the group.

by R3kcable February 28, 2024