random

A very obscure part of Urban Dictionary, you click the circle with the two intersecting arrows, and it stashes a bunch of random definitions together on one page, but it only includes the current top definitions for the word being defined. The definitions can be about anything. The Random page also constantly updates with brand new definitions. It’s hard to explain. Once you try it, you’ll get it.

Random is probably the weirdest part of Urban Dictionary, no one really knows why it’s a thing, no one ever talks about it, and yet it’s still there, right on your screen. Some people have never noticed it or used it, but it still lurks at the top.

by nlolhere June 29, 2020

Random Jones

(n) An insult used to describe someone who imparts an action that is deemed random through situational circumstances.

Person one: So we went to this party this weekend..
Person two: Girraffes!
Person one: Alright there Random Jones..

by Lou Desimone November 11, 2008

Random Train Boy

A person who shares the inherent interior essence of a locomotive engine and has a propensity for sporadic social tea drinking rituals, often leading to unforseen adventures with a stranger. Can be dangerous.

Never talk to strangers, especially not a Random Train Boy.

by RTG July 28, 2003

totally random

Once apon a time Luke could never be held accountable for his actions or verbal gibber as he was born with a rare gift courtesy of his genetic makeup. He could fool the whiliest and most cunning trickery, hibernating ways and strange connection with nature! He even got called a dog whisperer even… True story! But what made him truly unique was simply, where is Luke? shit it’s been 3yrs and Luke’s and the front door for example and I’m still lying in bed in my oodie lol.

True fact from Luke himself, don’t take him on his word rule number 1, if he says there is a crocodile in a near by lagoon don’t rule it out and thirdly if you are ever in a bother and need a quick solution (legal of course) try and locate Luke hahaha yeah your in shit…Luke spends a lot of time outside the box so running around in the bush at night isn’t uncommon 🥵 But people Australia is rather large and he does get about (not around!) so it’s best he contact you. Also and this is a big one… he is like a fox(the animal) and his mind constantly changes uh huh try keeping up with a fox people 🐕 only a 12guage beats a fox!!!

Luke is at the door mum. Totally Random mind you! Luke had 20mins to kill so yep random stop in. Oh nice oddie ha ha yes I’ll have a tea thanks 👍

by Totally Random July 01, 2022

OpposingFork's Random Ideeas

OpposingFork's Random Ideeas, i sometimes think about ideeas and then i write random stuff then hope it makes sense, it usually does and when it doesnt its intentional, i hope it makes sense to the reader, because when i think of what to write in these, i think profusely, and i create ideeas, ideeas that, will one day surpass ghost mango trypo, honestly dorkless, ideeas dont get pulled out of the camels butt, they come from ghost mango, no camel has ever written a poem, but i have, so that makes me a trypo, opposingfork would approve, he likes trypos and shawarmas, thats how ideeas come, right out of the ass, you drink an ounce of camel urine and the ideeas flow like the urine thru the esophagus.

OpposingFork's Random Ideeas, m mmmmm mm i love camel pee

by Dako123 April 18, 2025

lighted random

the coolest player in the lighted smp

lighted random told me to kms i will now do it

by lightedrandom April 22, 2023

Random

this word now makes me want to commit a terrorist act against an orphanage.

p1 : random
p2: kill yourself

by the cum fondler August 22, 2023