Phil-ophile

A bearded child molester that also happens to work with kids.

Person 1: I just dropped my kids off at a new day care program!
Person 2: Why would you do that!? A raging Phil-ophile works there!

by Flobbie Randers May 5, 2017

phil anselmo

1. redneck

2. egoistic dick

3. sellout

4. moron

5. has-been

If he left a legendary band like Pantera for a second-rate grind band like Superjoint Ritual, next thing you know he'll leave metal all together become a country singer dueting with Faith Hill.

by Phil's a faggot June 14, 2004

Phil

A very sexy, mid-twenties man who is very talented, possible blonde or a musician.

The American equivalent of "Sheila."

Look, there's one hot Phil coming our way!

by fakefoot August 25, 2009

Phil

The most brilliant person you'll ever meet in your lifetime. Incredible on the guitar, and spends upwards of 200$ at a time at records stores, you'll always want to find a Phil if you want to listen to good music. His vocals are the most incredible of any boy in the world, raspy and soothing at the same time. He's the kind of person you could take trains, planes and automobiles to, anywhere in the entire world. Looking at constellations, explosions, and everything else. The kind of boy whose eyes you could look into forever and ever, as you wake up next to him and remember that you've never been more in love in your life. His knowledge of everything from Taoism to the best bands you'll ever hear of, makes him all the more loveable. Phil is a certified mind blower, writing with extravagance and sounding like a poet each and every time he opens his mouth to speak. Trustworthy and comforting to the core, Phil is worth everything that anyone could give.

Friend: So, you and that brilliant gentleman?

Me: We're not dating. But yes. I've got myself a Phil alright.

by strypes January 26, 2014

phil collins

A very successful British drummer. Sadly, despite what people may tell you, he cannot sing and relies on electronic music devices to make his music sound good.

Mr. Collins normally sings out of tune, but his vocal harmonizers and pitch correctors fix all that.

Listen closely to any of his songs (even the Genesis ones) and you'll notice how his voice is always doubled and slightly echoed.

On the song "In the Air Tonight", about 2 minutes into the track, the filters are tweaked so that there are 3 versions of his voice singing at the same time - the 'normal' filtered version, a comical low pitched version, and his real voice. The low, weak, screechy, high voice in the background is his real singing voice.

Oh and FYI, the 'drum solo' on "In the Air..." was done on a drum machine, so I really don't know how it is considered a solo when a machine is playing it throughout the whole song.

But once again, he is a great drummer...

by 010101_bot August 13, 2005

Phil

The bestest boi of The Promised Neverland
The only wholesome part of the anime

Phil best boi periodt

by ESHDhanaura December 22, 2020

dr. phil

a vagina that has shaved only the middle leaving the sides and sides of legs with pubic hair, similiar to dr.phil's bald head

look at joan's bush, it's a dr. phil and i'm going to ask it for advice

by fatawesome October 26, 2007