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parisian willy

Getting so drunk that you shit your pants and wake up in a coffee shop.
How was last night ?

Oh man, I don't remember much. I pulled a parisian willy and then called an Uber home.
by Beatsmiffs April 23, 2018
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paris morris

Paris is a loud in your face type of girl but that is just a part of who she is! A Paris is a great friend to have and will always have your back. Gain trust in her and she’ll trust the absolute heck out of you! Paris is someone who normally hangs out with guys cause other girls piss her off. Paris is a great girlfriend to have to. She’s very loyal to anyone inportent to her. She’s also very sporty. Don’t get on her bad side cause she’ll destroy you ! She’s also a very pretty girl and they tend to have a nice booty and body. A paris will try new things despite the consequences! She is a dare devil and will always take a dare! She’s a very funny girl and will always make u laugh. She is also a good singer but doesn’t show that. She loves to dance and be centre of attention and the star of the party. If you ever need advice go to her! She’ll always keep your secrets and never judge you. If a paris morris is a bitch to you, it’s not for no reason. You’ve done something to piss her off and if That happens to you be Suddle and go talk to her and sort things out
A paris is very kind and loving. She is very talkitive and never shuts up. She is very smart and is always got good grades! xx most Paris morris’s Tend to be gamer girls.
remember she isn’t afraid to bash a Bitch so don’t get on her bad side (:
Guy 1: wow see paris morris she is amazing
Guy 2: yea to bad she’s got a bf
by Yoheyyoman January 11, 2018
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paris catacomb

noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner's cavity (be it vagina or anus).

The irregular protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).

Since your partner's vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is not light, and the environment is most, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Kevin: "Yo, Alex... that French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak"

Alex: "Why, dude?"

Kevin: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacombs on her"

Alex: "Neat, dude!"
by Krakaphoon January 27, 2018
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paris

A cute fluffy dog in love with pink and diamonds. She only eats the most extravagant meals and sweets. All in all paris is a perfect creation of God.
by Don't ask I'm a secret February 2, 2018
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Paris Catacomb

noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).

The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).

Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.

Variations of this act also include using the ranch dressing of your chicken wings dinner as lube. But this is seen as sacrilegious by purists.
Sam: "Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak "

Alex: "Why?! "

Sam: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her "

Alex: "Neat, dude!... did you ranch it up too? "

Sam: "What do you think I am, an animal?"
by Krakaphoon February 3, 2018
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Paris

Paris is a pretty cute loving girl . She has alot if feelings in her so dont get her madd somtimes she takes things personal beacuse she been threw alot but dont take her as a joke she will be nice if your nice to her. She will keep your secreats if u keep hers paris is more than that
by Daymaker love April 3, 2018
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Paris Fever

For some reason Asians can get a condition called Paris Fever

It is a great urge to go on vacation in Paris (or just France) for a week, but after like 2 days they get bored and homesick.
Asian: I really wanted to go to Paris this Christmas week and see the Eiffel tower.

B: No don't waste your money you just have Paris Fever.
by Statical May 22, 2018
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