Mangey-Knob

Mange - a skin disease of mammals caused by parasitic mites and occasionally communicable to humans. It typically causes severe itching, hair loss, and the formation of scabs and lesions.
Knob - penis, dick, cock

When some stupid asshole of a guy irritates or pisses you off he is a mangey-knob
feminine = mangey-fanny
Me: that idiot just cut me off
Friend: what a mangey-knob

by JCVY April 08, 2011

knob gear

Probably one the last remnants of the cultural british sub groups.. 'chavs'. Anyone under driving age who is still active after 2008 in harrassing david crossan, britain's premier sustainable industrialist, via social network sites, etc.

'I'm not going to the supermarket today, too much knob gear hanging around outside...'

by david crossan October 22, 2008

knob knuckle

A knob knuckle is the term used for accidentally grabbing a testicle during the act of male masturbation, then yanking it swiftly up into the centre of an erect penis, giving a knee cap, or knuckle type appearance in the centre of the shaft.

- To knob knuckle someone is to cause them pain through some form of passive aggressive behaviour, often resulting in some subtle yet severe psychological trauma.

- To be a knob knuckle is to perform activities in a careless fashion, not paying full attention to the task in hand.

Aaargh, you've given me a knob knuckle you clumsy...
Get on with it, you great knob knuckle.

by P0rn P!g September 19, 2019

National grab knob and bollocks day

An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16

Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?

by Bigboyseb April 12, 2018

Knob chopper

Someone who bites off a mans penis

Holy shit Sarah is a knob chopper, she bit David’s dick off

by Biggest boi420 October 27, 2018

dirty knob

Any male who frequents a glory hole whilst infected with gohnorrhea

We were all having a good time at the Bent Spoon last night until the dirty knob showed up and got us all sick

by sudowooodo October 12, 2022

dirty knob

A control stick for a video game console that has been coveted in Flamin' Hot Cheetos residue. Normally handed directly to an unsuspecting individual by a friend who has recently consumed Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

God dammit Dominic!! You've created a dirty knob! How am I supposed to play metal gear solid now??

by herbertdroo October 12, 2022