schmeckleberry jam

Schmeckleberry jam is the results harsh thrusting of the schmeckle into a shirelle or manually pumping the schmeckle yourself in order to result in the spewing of an off-white jam-like substance.

Tara tasted the sweetest schmeckleberry jam after Richard had Tara jerk him off.

by Brandon12 December 15, 2008

Jim Jams

Song(s) that have a beat & lyrics that intoxicates your very soul ultimately leading you to jam out.

Throwback songs, well known songs, or songs that your group knows all the lyrics to.

"What kind of music do y'all want to listen too?"

"Put on those Jim Jams!!!"

by ineedsomemilk August 5, 2017

Ram Jam

Ramming Jam into your asshole

"Phaggot shut the fuck up or I will ram jam you"

by Cynicbeast69 February 7, 2021

jam she

Verb
1: To make sweet love to a fine ass gyal
2: To Grind a hot cocojumbo

eh sachin bai, u gonna jam she tonite?
> yeh bai i jam she nice

by firerass August 10, 2006

pork jam

1) What cannibal's turn their victims into to tide them over for the winter.

2) A more tasteful way to say "Sticky white love piss"

1) Pass the pork jam, Eric, this toast is drier than a dead dingo's donger

2) You're never going to get that pork jam out of your hair

by pj_blaze August 26, 2003

pitchin a jams

pronunciation: 'pich-in uh jams
function: descriptive phrase

Etymology: Middle English pich, from Old English pic, from Latin pic-, pix; akin to Greek pissa pitch, Old Church Slavonic picilu

1: to have an emotional meltdown online

2: to have fits of hissy

3. to not play well with others. ever.

man, did you see the 'choose one' thread? f'ga asked "salsa or cha cha?", waxie chose salsa and mojo started pitchin' a jams.

by erek February 5, 2005

sleep-jamming

v. The dancing of an extremely tired, nearly asleep concert-goer, though nodding off the person continues to move to the music.

Common at music festivals due to sleep deprivation, and hours of standing.

Did you see Todd sleep-jamming at the Umphrey's concert? He was loving it.

by sauter January 28, 2008