A scenario in which you are called a noob and have no power to rebuke it because you're a noob. Attempts to reject the fact will simply move you further down the noob chain.
Person A: "You're a noob."
Person B: "No, you're a noob!"
Person A: "Sorry, you're already a noob. Nothing you say is valid."
Person B: "Damn."
Person A: "Looks like you're stuck in a noob complex."
Person B: "No, you're a noob!"
Person A: "Sorry, you're already a noob. Nothing you say is valid."
Person B: "Damn."
Person A: "Looks like you're stuck in a noob complex."
by Tyranny of the Majority December 10, 2009
Slang used against default skins on fortnite. This indicates that the victim this is reffering to has not spent money on the free game.
by Mark1Moo July 21, 2018
A politer word for 'boob'. Used usually when describing two individuals as together 4-evah in a bad way.
Variation: Noobies.
Variation: Noobies.
Lilz: Omgz. They're such NOOBS.
Teacher: Did you just call them boobs?
Lilz: 'Course not! Noobs, ma'am!
Teacher: Kay then! Alrightie! Keep it up. :)
Teacher: Did you just call them boobs?
Lilz: 'Course not! Noobs, ma'am!
Teacher: Kay then! Alrightie! Keep it up. :)
by KayI'mKewl February 09, 2011
Your typical online gamer who thinks they are being original by putting something to do with weed in the name.
by skillet1226 June 19, 2011
"hey manny, your boobs are concave."
"whaaaaaa?"
manny gets noob sauced every french class,
manny is the defintion of n00b.
(ps ashton b. is too.)
"whaaaaaa?"
manny gets noob sauced every french class,
manny is the defintion of n00b.
(ps ashton b. is too.)
by kmac+rmac May 02, 2008
This stands for shot gun noob
or at least i use it for that purpose I first learned it in Call of Duty 2 where everyone used it for someone who runs around shotgunning you(its really annoying). I then got Modern Warfare 2 and I still use it but I dont think other people do yet. But I dont know if anyone will tho.
or at least i use it for that purpose I first learned it in Call of Duty 2 where everyone used it for someone who runs around shotgunning you(its really annoying). I then got Modern Warfare 2 and I still use it but I dont think other people do yet. But I dont know if anyone will tho.
by sg noob hater October 05, 2010
A chess opening using by noobs/newbs etc who think they know how to play the game, but actually lack the fundemental understanding and intelligence necessary for chess. The opening consists of:
1. e4 e5
2. Qh5 ...
At which poing if White is allowed to take the Black e5 pawn with the Q it is a very strong position for him, especially as it comes with Check. This is known as the Noob Opening position. However, Black simply plays:
...Nc6
to guard the pawn. The typical noob will then play:
3. Bc4
With a threat of check mate with Qxf7. However, Black then plays:
...g6
After which the noob will play:
4. Qf3
This is the Uber-Noob's Opening position. After Black's next move of:
...Nf6
White's "attack" is over and Black has an enormous lead in development.
So in summary, the noob believes he is going to get a fast check-mate with Qxf7, but any black player worth their while will quicky avoid this and gain an enormous lead in piece development and in most cases will force the White Q all the way back to its starting square: hence a complete waste of time.
1. e4 e5
2. Qh5 ...
At which poing if White is allowed to take the Black e5 pawn with the Q it is a very strong position for him, especially as it comes with Check. This is known as the Noob Opening position. However, Black simply plays:
...Nc6
to guard the pawn. The typical noob will then play:
3. Bc4
With a threat of check mate with Qxf7. However, Black then plays:
...g6
After which the noob will play:
4. Qf3
This is the Uber-Noob's Opening position. After Black's next move of:
...Nf6
White's "attack" is over and Black has an enormous lead in development.
So in summary, the noob believes he is going to get a fast check-mate with Qxf7, but any black player worth their while will quicky avoid this and gain an enormous lead in piece development and in most cases will force the White Q all the way back to its starting square: hence a complete waste of time.
The Noob's Opening is typically played by gobby teenage chess players who will talk trash during the game to try and distract the other player.
by BoomBox ChavCar October 04, 2009