Noob cannon Using a auto shoty in any game. Usualy an FPS game. Noob cannon usualy contains no reecoil and blast BB's everywhere. The noob is very unaware, and is ufraid of putting his noob cannon down.
Non Noob: Put down your noob cannon noob..
Noob: The desert eagle is the noob cannon dummy!
Non Noob: what ever floats your boat noob.
Noob: The desert eagle is the noob cannon dummy!
Non Noob: what ever floats your boat noob.
by Non noob420 October 26, 2009
Get the Noob cannon mug.A scenario in which you are called a noob and have no power to rebuke it because you're a noob. Attempts to reject the fact will simply move you further down the noob chain.
Person A: "You're a noob."
Person B: "No, you're a noob!"
Person A: "Sorry, you're already a noob. Nothing you say is valid."
Person B: "Damn."
Person A: "Looks like you're stuck in a noob complex."
Person B: "No, you're a noob!"
Person A: "Sorry, you're already a noob. Nothing you say is valid."
Person B: "Damn."
Person A: "Looks like you're stuck in a noob complex."
by Tyranny of the Majority December 10, 2009
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by skillet1226 June 19, 2011
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"whaaaaaa?"
manny gets noob sauced every french class,
manny is the defintion of n00b.
(ps ashton b. is too.)
"whaaaaaa?"
manny gets noob sauced every french class,
manny is the defintion of n00b.
(ps ashton b. is too.)
by kmac+rmac May 1, 2008
Get the noob sauced mug.A chess opening using by noobs/newbs etc who think they know how to play the game, but actually lack the fundemental understanding and intelligence necessary for chess. The opening consists of:
1. e4 e5
2. Qh5 ...
At which poing if White is allowed to take the Black e5 pawn with the Q it is a very strong position for him, especially as it comes with Check. This is known as the Noob Opening position. However, Black simply plays:
...Nc6
to guard the pawn. The typical noob will then play:
3. Bc4
With a threat of check mate with Qxf7. However, Black then plays:
...g6
After which the noob will play:
4. Qf3
This is the Uber-Noob's Opening position. After Black's next move of:
...Nf6
White's "attack" is over and Black has an enormous lead in development.
So in summary, the noob believes he is going to get a fast check-mate with Qxf7, but any black player worth their while will quicky avoid this and gain an enormous lead in piece development and in most cases will force the White Q all the way back to its starting square: hence a complete waste of time.
1. e4 e5
2. Qh5 ...
At which poing if White is allowed to take the Black e5 pawn with the Q it is a very strong position for him, especially as it comes with Check. This is known as the Noob Opening position. However, Black simply plays:
...Nc6
to guard the pawn. The typical noob will then play:
3. Bc4
With a threat of check mate with Qxf7. However, Black then plays:
...g6
After which the noob will play:
4. Qf3
This is the Uber-Noob's Opening position. After Black's next move of:
...Nf6
White's "attack" is over and Black has an enormous lead in development.
So in summary, the noob believes he is going to get a fast check-mate with Qxf7, but any black player worth their while will quicky avoid this and gain an enormous lead in piece development and in most cases will force the White Q all the way back to its starting square: hence a complete waste of time.
The Noob's Opening is typically played by gobby teenage chess players who will talk trash during the game to try and distract the other player.
by BoomBox ChavCar October 4, 2009
Get the Noob's Opening mug.in any shooting game, when a player tries to move around quickly, or jump around in order to avoid getting shot at by an enemy in close proximity, they are being a noob dancer (it is commonly used when the player is reloading, is using a grenade etc., in which they arent able to fire back at the enemy)
P1 approaches P2 from behind. P2 turns around and notices P1, so P2 starts to move around, crouch, jump, etc. Instead of shooting at him. P2 is considered a noob dancer for "dancing" instead of firing back
by dshiznit634 June 18, 2008
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or at least i use it for that purpose I first learned it in Call of Duty 2 where everyone used it for someone who runs around shotgunning you(its really annoying). I then got Modern Warfare 2 and I still use it but I dont think other people do yet. But I dont know if anyone will tho.
or at least i use it for that purpose I first learned it in Call of Duty 2 where everyone used it for someone who runs around shotgunning you(its really annoying). I then got Modern Warfare 2 and I still use it but I dont think other people do yet. But I dont know if anyone will tho.
by sg noob hater October 6, 2010
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