Mike's been Mother Goosin
by BadBitch104 May 04, 2018
Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’s your own jizz, so saying “no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.
Bill Clinton was an idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-bird the bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.
by ILikeALilHareInMyMouf69 May 10, 2018
by Losercakes101 July 12, 2019
The first thing to ask when you get into a Cs:GO game to establish dominance with your teammates. You need to pronounce it with a russian accent.
by Mother Alive? April 05, 2021
You have your mother's eyes... I can see your true colours of your families eyes and you're already a beautiful person, especially your family. Show your true family colours.
"You have your mother's eye's"
- Snape
"You have your mother's eye's"
- Snape
You have your mother's eyes
by green_bean (Gachatuber) April 15, 2019
by Salimkn September 11, 2020
A curse word that can and is used in basically any context. Although if you want the deeper meaning just say the fucking word and you’ve got your answer.
Bro 1: You mother fucker!
Bro 2: I wish.
Bro 1: The fuck you just say!
Bro 2: Do you know how much MILF porn I watch? It’s a real fantasy for me, man. You see, moms have experience and experience is never a bad thing. Oh the things I would do to fuck a hot mom. Mmmm… fuck yes!
Bro 1: What the fuck man! You are a real piece of work!
Bro 2: You think I don’t know that but who gives a damn. No sense in hiding my fucked up sense of humor. In fact I think you like it. I am like Deadpool off screen without the cool powers, count yourself lucky I have blessed you with my presence.
Bro 2: I wish.
Bro 1: The fuck you just say!
Bro 2: Do you know how much MILF porn I watch? It’s a real fantasy for me, man. You see, moms have experience and experience is never a bad thing. Oh the things I would do to fuck a hot mom. Mmmm… fuck yes!
Bro 1: What the fuck man! You are a real piece of work!
Bro 2: You think I don’t know that but who gives a damn. No sense in hiding my fucked up sense of humor. In fact I think you like it. I am like Deadpool off screen without the cool powers, count yourself lucky I have blessed you with my presence.
by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! December 01, 2021