Mother load

When you take a big poop

"Oh man, I gotta go mother load"

by Knightsfan2265 January 26, 2019

Mother fucker

A curse word that can and is used in basically any context. Although if you want the deeper meaning just say the fucking word and you’ve got your answer.

Bro 1: You mother fucker!
Bro 2: I wish.
Bro 1: The fuck you just say!
Bro 2: Do you know how much MILF porn I watch? It’s a real fantasy for me, man. You see, moms have experience and experience is never a bad thing. Oh the things I would do to fuck a hot mom. Mmmm… fuck yes!
Bro 1: What the fuck man! You are a real piece of work!
Bro 2: You think I don’t know that but who gives a damn. No sense in hiding my fucked up sense of humor. In fact I think you like it. I am like Deadpool off screen without the cool powers, count yourself lucky I have blessed you with my presence.

by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021

mother nug

When multiple nugs of marijuana combine to form one large nug

Out of the 70 sack I pulled out one 7g mother nug.

by mothernug June 12, 2014

Mother married

A man married to a woman which is a carbon copy of his own mother.

Wife: did you clean your room?! did you ask for a pay rise? did you plan the holidays? do I have to tell you ALL THE TIME what you have to do? you are never going to grow up are you?!
Husband: gosh, I thik I mother married...

by Bruno Gy. September 2, 2013

Your mother

Who I have had sexual intercourse with.

Jane: Hey baby who did you first have sex with?
Suzan: Your mother.

by Therealmilflover69 May 2, 2021

mother goosin

When there's a bunch of tweekers passin the pipe telling stories, talkin shit about someone else

Mike's been Mother Goosin

by BadBitch104 June 2, 2018

camilas mother

fat fake asian hoe

she is such a fat fake asian hoe camilas mother

by azuhata2 November 23, 2021