a loose hamster always coughs twice

old timey saying, another way of saying “that’s just how it goes”.

farmer: “awe darn, my hay bales just up and bailed on me.”
farmer’s milk cow: “well you know what they say, a loose hamster always coughs twice”

by firerose222 December 28, 2025

Loose

When someone you know, or speak to, is being a lil gay / weird. Either one. If he is gay, its self explanitory, right? He's loose. If he weird, its more of a diss than a description. To throw him off. Like, he be flexing on sum dumb shit, n you be like " Damn you loose" n he finna look at you like "what"

"Dedier is so fucking loose its crazy"

"Hell Yeah, no lube is needed for that boy - haha"

Dedier stares into abyss

by GGGGAAAA January 6, 2026

loose change

derogatory nickname for women who are in relationships but throw themselves around every guy every time they go out, similarly to how you toss loose change seems to be tossed around

bo: “yo did you see how she was acting at railyard?”
jinkle: “yup typical loose change”

by bojinkle February 3, 2025

loose button

When your asshole is stretched out from years of putting vegetables in there.

I can’t really do yoga, due to my loose button.

by Darth_Wanderer February 7, 2025

the loo monster

The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.

"Hey, there's the loo monster...look how much it sucks!"

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

loose change

derogatory nickname for women who are in relationships but throw themselves around every guy every time they go out, similarly to how loose change is tossed around.

Bo: Yo did you see how she was acting at railyard last night?
Jinkle: Yup typical loose change

by bojinkle February 18, 2025

Loose Baccy

Northern slang for a woman on a beach with pubic hair sticking out of her swim suit.

look at her you can see her loose baccy

by Atoodie May 25, 2023