Jordan fraction

An improper, or "top-heavy" fraction, one in which the numerator is greater than the denominator. The term is derived from Ms Katie Price (aka Jordan), a glamour model of quite extraordinarily enhanced proportions.

An intentionally misleading and yet correct statement as to the time taken to accomplish a stated task.
I'll be along to assist you in a jordan fraction of a second (Just as soon as I've finished this coffee).
by tony, not anthony May 11, 2006
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East Jordan

"I hate living in East Jordan"
by Jack59 August 24, 2008
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Jordan and Kevin

two people that were meant for eachother, they love eachother a lot. Jordan has a bigass head but thats okay, and kevin has a huge ass dick B)
Ex: Jordan and Kevin are perfect for eachother
by dkIaoekfiwie September 12, 2021
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Is Jordan Wrong

-when Jordan think she is correct, she is wrong, Yes is Jordan wrong
by Wowsar February 10, 2020
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Jordan Alert

When a friend, or friendly acquaintance or former employee goes missing and needs to be found but it's no big deal because he or she often goes missing.
I put out a Jordan Alert on Facebook, I hope he sees it on his friends feeds and brings me the twenty bucks he owes me.
by Beamerzzz February 19, 2019
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Jordan Licker

A person who isn’t African American that glorifies black people and blames police when black suspects resist arrest. Believes that blacks are oppressed and are victims of racism.
A person who isn’t African American and Uses the N word in every sentence
Person1: Did you see him defending that thug saying the officer should’ve been fired for doing his job?

Person 2:yeah he’s is being a Jordan licker again

He’s always using the N word in every sentence he’s sure is a Jordan licker
by Chris vtech October 30, 2023
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Jordan Lipscomb

Male Fashion Model: A well known model within the modeling industry, and a much admired ladies man.
Example #1) Dan pulled a (Jordan Lipscomb) to score a date with his crush.

Example #2) Dan want's to be more like (Jordan Lipscomb).
by FashionBlogger123 March 28, 2019
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