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Jess Cheese

Katie: George Walker Bush, want this slice of Jess Cheese?
*George Walker Bush eats it and dies from mold poisoning*
Rip bozo
by FugginPARODYbro June 26, 2025
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Jess Williams

A boy with dark hair and brown eyes with a goatee. Very loving and funny but has a problem with always being right. He loves his alcohol but can be mean to the person he loves most when too drunk. HE SHOULD ALWAYS BE NICE TO HER. He has a massive penis that belongs to MD xxx
Girlfriend: I love you Jess Williams
Boyfriend: I love you too Millie
by M91210 July 31, 2024
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Jesse's Special Mix of Steam

A beverage made by teenagers in a dire time of need,
by mixing any alchohol found in you parents cupboard.
Soren: IM STEAAAMIN!!!!
Jesse: waddafuck....
Soren: been drinking Jesse's Special Mix of Steam! TRY IT!
Jesse: I am Jesse....
by Naughty=Monkey December 8, 2012
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Jesse

by Carson209 September 27, 2020
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Jesse

A sexy man with a friend named Daven and a friend named Kaitlin who is called Finn by some
Damn, Jesse sure is a sexy hunk
by DJ Nokose Holatte August 21, 2024
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Jesse

Jesse really wants fuck his cousin.
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Jesse el huevon

This special human being can be seen as one of the best strikers in lions football club history. Give him the ball and witness greatness like never before.

Furthermore, it is a cocky annoying human who thinks it can mess about with anyone and do what it wants without getting hit and then gets scared.
Lastly, a Jesse is a massive simp to the female race and is a massive playboy.
Yesterday I saw a Jesse el huevon play a game of 5-a-side and it was the most amazing moment of my life.
by Simpinggod March 11, 2020
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