Jess

Noun: A guy with a nice ass, and a smart mouth. The dumbest smart person you will ever meet. Hates being called Jessy. Will borrow your girl. Gives absolutely zero fucks, has an annoying tendency to always be right.

I can’t even be mad at Jess, he’s always right!

by Geethanxs1234 June 7, 2021

Jesse James

Old timey Western guy.

Also Tea's daddy.

Did you hear about Tea's daddy being in town?

Woah, you mean the legendary Jesse James

by Toby511 May 20, 2025

Jesse

Verb. To self sabotage.

“Ah man I just really Jessed myself.”

by docter Grafenberg February 15, 2019

Jess

Jess is a lovely friend but will constantly weave dance into every conversation. They perceive themselves as the Billy Elliot's of the world despite never making it further than their village hall dance lessons.

PERSON 1: I've taken up running
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!

by milbooo January 29, 2024

Jesse Rees

A thicc boi that likes to look at pictures of naked llamas. He is also commonly known as Bat Boy. No not like batman.

Jesse Not again. Give me that picture.

Jesse Rees- Thicc

by KingBowenIII's assistant May 23, 2018

jess

jess i a blonde she is dumb and short. she has daddy issues. jess doesn't know how to tie her shoe laces and her friends keep trying to teach her but she is partly deaf. She has adhd and she is dyslexic. Which is not bad thing it makes her funner. Her bad qualities are the fact that she makes a big deal over the pen lid u stole from her as a joke but, u can never stay mad at her she my bestiee.

jess u bitch

by apersonmatee September 5, 2022

jess mellohibench

a mysterious figure on twitter that seems to be everywhere. like, you think you're just scrolling and before you know it you've followed her. don't worry, needn't stress, with over 17k followers you're probably low on his hitlist.

some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.

twitter user 1: "wait, who is jess mellohibench?"

twitter user 2: "someone you follow."

twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"

twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."

twitter user 1: "thanks?"

by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022