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Jazzy J

Jazzy J arouses the younglings, seduces them and drains them with its unique 'ew' factor
Also known as Jiz (in my pants) J for those who have been lured into her Medusa snake hair and Gollum eyes.
by ChandyKhanEhEhEh May 27, 2009
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Pubic J's

1. To put pubic hair in someone's PB&J.

2. To ask if people want Pubic J's. It sounds like PB J's.
1. "I pubic j'ed my dad yesterday."

2. You: "I'm going to make Pubic J's, anyone want some?"
Victim: "I want 2."
You: "Be right back."
by Kyle Wallschlaeger April 5, 2008
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J-Mart

In the TV show South Park, J-Mart is a parody of Kmart where all of the Poor kids have to shop for clothes. Token Williams, the rich black kid from South Park, wants to shop there to be like a normal kid.
Cartman had to shop at the South Park J-Mart because his mother is a crackwhore and doesn't make much money.
by ekulwyo October 28, 2006
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J name

When a person has a J at the start of their name, usually either a complete asshole that likes to manipulate everyone and everything that exists OR the sweetest most caring person you'll ever see. (10% chance)

Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.
EXAMPLE:
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?
by ashittyperson July 17, 2023
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Lucky J

When a girl gives you head with braces and your lucky enough not to get cut.
"Ey bro, you know Whitney?"
"Yeah that broad with the braces"
"Mhm, she gave me head yesterday"
"So she gave you Lucky J?"
by 3 Palm November 23, 2013
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j pup

A species of pup indigenous to the Baltimore city region of Maryland. It is known for sleeping in and eating bananas.
J pups are a sub species of seal pup and are known to be particularly cute even in comparison to its cousin the seal pup
by Dmcqu168 December 2, 2016
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j-wife

Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.
Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.
by jwife January 22, 2022
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