Covid hair

The way your hair looks after laying on the couch for 3 or 4 days binge-watching "Breaking Bad" for the 4th time since the pandemic got your ass laid off.
Never answer a video call when you have covid hair
by Rowan 64 April 22, 2020
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Covid-🇿🇦

When South Africa is the birthplace of at least two Covid-19 mutants—the Omicron variant (B.1.1.529) and the Beta variant (B.1.351)—where gangs have often filled in the spaces the state has not filled, such as distributing soap, masks, food, and drugs, thus exposing the failure of the resources-rich nation to meet people’s basic needs.
What are the odds that presently WHO-approved vaccines are quasi-defenseless against the infectious and transmissible Covid-🇿🇦 variants?
by MathPlus November 27, 2021
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Covid-19

A diagnose you with Covid-19
by kuhuinkh December 24, 2021
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Covid-19

A virus that came out in 2019 where you have to wear masks and get a dumb vaccine
I have covid-19, time to get the vaccine that makes u poop
by I eat cat food April 21, 2021
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COVID-19

An absolute horrifying virus that decided to ruin the lives of many people in the year 2020. More definitions can be found linked like quarantine and 2020
COVID-19 was a horrid virus ruining many lives.
by w i t t y June 23, 2020
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COVID-19

I HATE COVID-19
by Darkness666 November 03, 2020
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Covid-19

The go-to excuse for lack of supplies in a store, lack of call handlers in customer support and basically anything that involves human contact.

Absolutely everything on this planet has been or is affected by this and the restrictions and lack of contact is causing so much more damage than the virus actually infecting people.
Then you get called selfish because you don't wish to have the vaccine, as the vulnerable people who are vaccinated are at risk of you spreading it to them, the key bit there being "vulnerable people who are vaccinated".
"hey can I contact customer support becuase I have just spent £300 on a product that is broken"
"Sorry, due to covid-19 there are no advisors in the office so we cannot help"
"Fuck you and fuck this virus which is no different to flu unless you're 103, yet the entire earth has to come to a standstill"
by Covid is brilliant September 02, 2021
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