It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

Bit

A bit is an oft' repetitive joke that attempts to convey an intellectually sarcastic, post-ironical form of satire, while also utilizing persistent and oft' irritating humor, oft' at the expense of another, to amuse or provoke a group.

Ben, the way you repeatedly asked sam about his primary glove was phenomenal commitment to the bit.

by SLUgreenhouse February 22, 2021

fur of the dog that bit me

To drink alcohol the morning after getting wasted to cure a hangover.

" How you feeling man"
" like shit. I need the fur of the dog that bit me"

by Hey you guys July 30, 2015

Bits

Originates from the vernacular of South Londoners, a synonym for "drugs". Can be used with an adjective to specify the particular type of drug, e.g. Medium bits in relation to MDMA. Alternatively, a noun modifier may be used to stipulate the type e.g. Cardboard bits for Weed.

Those whose use the word "Bits" have also been known to exclaim the word "oi", with the tendency to prolongate the word in conversation.

Will: "Shaun, have you been on the bits again you fiend".

Chris" Oiiiiiii, get your Bits out".

by Bitswood October 22, 2019

Bit That You Bite

When you wanna drink orange juice but the orange juice touches the bit that you bite on your lip.

Reggie: "Dude! The orange juice just stung the bit that you bite!"
Bartholomew: "Thanks for the warning! I'll be cautious for the bit that I bite!"

by sparklediva29 April 20, 2025

Kyle bit

When one wants a little, but a lot. It is in referendum to an amount comparable between different persons ideologies of interest. As to one a little can be a lot though Vice versa. Ergo this would be a happy go between for those with different technicalities.

Can I have just a kyle bit more?
Yes here you go.

by Handleurban October 6, 2021

Chick Bits

The product contained within the vagina of a female who hasn't showered for a minimum of three weeks.

Dude, I went down on this chick last night, and I came up with some gnarly chick bits in my beard!

by Cramanda January 3, 2012