a mythological creature that exists primarily in folk-lore, but actually exists in semi-rare environments world-wide. A Horned Bastiss is almost identical to a common field Bastiss, but the beast has horns. Horned Bastiss's can be friendly if they're full, but run into a Horned Bastiss on an empty stomach.....thats game over buddy.
"Haha, Dean was poking a hooved critter and he made it fart with a stick!"
Dugan replies; "Did it have Horns?"
Dean yells; " hell yeah it had horns, lizard skin and frickin hooves!!"
Dugan sweats and screams; " YOU ITIOTS, WE ARE COMPLETELY EFF'DTHATS A MOTHER F***ING HORNED BASTISS!"
Dugan replies; "Did it have Horns?"
Dean yells; " hell yeah it had horns, lizard skin and frickin hooves!!"
Dugan sweats and screams; " YOU ITIOTS, WE ARE COMPLETELY EFF'DTHATS A MOTHER F***ING HORNED BASTISS!"
by angelo barrett April 20, 2021
Most likely your friends' ex-girlfriend, probably an ex because of your friend's actions.Will probably not talk to you after a break-up. Super pretty, and will love you as long as you treat her right. She will tell you when you are in the wrong. You probably break your heart...again at a school dance. Most likely lesbian. She is honestly an amazing person and if you think she's a bad person or an asshole you were probably the asshole.
me: Brianna is an asshole.
Friend: You were probably the asshole, and you know you still like her.
Me: True, she is super pretty.
Brianna Horne ost likely your ex-girlfriend.
Friend: You were probably the asshole, and you know you still like her.
Me: True, she is super pretty.
Brianna Horne ost likely your ex-girlfriend.
by Igotdumpedbybriannahorne November 15, 2019
Using your finger to get your feet into a pair of dress shoes, when the shoe horn is backwards and you are hammered drunk.
by Spenny for real February 26, 2012
by unicornfornhorn March 11, 2021
So me and my cousins were in Florida and we were talking about the nasty and then my cousin says we need to make a code word for a dick and then my other cousin said Unicorn Forn Horn and we haven’t changed it since and btw that was in October 2018
by unicornfornhorn March 11, 2021