hat eater

Brilliant if quirky expositor of arcane knowledge, possibly from experimentation with mercury, similar to 'hatter' in the Alice and Wonderland usage

'He was mad as a hat eater'

by FrizzFraz August 11, 2008

twat hat

The twat hat actually exists - staff at a large imaging company are made to wear the hat for an amount of time commensurate with their stupidity.

It is also known for staff at the company to begin chanting "Hat! Hat! Hat!" when someone's been particularly twattish.

'Pass the hat, I've been a twat.'

by Cap'n B March 18, 2005

hat rack

a self-sexual act in which a male hangs a hat from his penis and swings it around in circles.
also knopwn as hat-spinning or rack riding.

Jeff: what you up to tonight?
david: well, no ones gonna be in so im gonna do a hat rack.
Jeff: niiiice! *high fives*

by bishopofbumville May 9, 2007

at the drop of a hat

at any moment

He would fart at the drop of a hat.

by The Return of Light Joker January 21, 2010

ass hat

a tattoo across the lower back. Also known as a tramp stamp. Name comes from tattoo resting on top of ass like hat.

"Did you see her new tattoo?"
"Oh yeah, she got an ass hat that said her boyfriend's name."

by ksplice August 1, 2009

Hat Girl

A Hat Girl is a girl who has the strangest arrangment of Hats just so as to stand out. They want to be non-comformist, a bit of a rebel and get noticed in this way because usually they dont have much self esteam, hence the big and outrageous hats! Unfortunatly they just end up looking stupid as, and become less popular due to the fact they dont follow the trends.

"What the fuck was that on her head!"

"Where does she think thats going to get her?"

by Short Fuse August 16, 2005

Ass Hat

a person who is so insanely stupid that they could wear their ass for a hat and not be questioned for it.

Hey bro look at that kid with the Yu-Gi-Oh backpack, he's such an Ass Hat.

by The Asshat man November 18, 2010