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Ghost Poopie

The poop to which you sat down on the toilet, felt and saw your poop come out..but as soon as you stand up, there's no poopie in the toilet! When you whipe, theres no poopie on the toilet paper either!
Person1: I pooped but it's not in the toilet bowl! Is it magic?

Person2: No, it's a ghost poopie.

Person1: Wait..Why are you in the bathroom with me?

Person2: Awkward....>.>
by vyngenceinside June 29, 2008
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Ghost Adventures

the best paranormal TV show ever

where they take time in editing and get evidence that is convincing (unlike ghost hunters witch is the stupidest show ever.)in the beginning of the show they tell you about the place they are investigating and use the newest technology
hosted by zack bagans nick groff and aron goodwin who is always left in the worst ares alone.the show is not only facts and evidence it has allot of humor which make's it more entertaining.
zack: ok aron you go to the room where the couple got murdered

ghost adventures
by lucas b c October 2, 2011
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ghost riding

1. To ride a bike at a medium to high speed, then jump off, allowing the bike to ride in a straight line, and then for it to curve sharply as if a ghost was steering it.

2. To set an automatic vehicle on cruise control, then exit the driver seat and walk in front of, next to, hang on to, etc., the moving vehicle.
1. Timmy and his friends were hanging out, then the dumbass decided to ghost ride his bike, which hit a police car. Timmy is now in jail.

2. Bob attempted ghost riding with his car, but oncoming traffic had other ideas.
by Sarah Z May 23, 2008
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Southern Ghost

southern ghost- Visible disembodied soul of the south . A vanishing era when people knew their neighbors, children could play in their front yards without fear, guns were used for hunting, children respected their elders, men respected women, foul language was never used in public, "yes sir" and "no sir" were proper answers, the Bible was proudly honored, church was where you were on Sundays, God was the Creator, you knew all your cousins, aunts and uncles, and it was a treat to go to town.
1. "This little old town has became a southern ghost hasn't it?"
"It sure has , now we got gangs , murders, and drug dealers ripping the soul out of our town."
by maidmercy August 8, 2007
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Ghost Phone

A cell phone unable to be tracked. Can not be called back bacause the number is private. Used mainly in the hood for brothers who ain't got no money to pay they contract bill or got some minutes.
cuz 1: Who the hell is this callin me private Hello.
cuz 2: Wat up Nigga
cuz 1: Aww shit wat up cuz were u callin me from,
cuz 2: My ghost phone nigga
cuz 1: CAn I call u back cuz?
cuz 2: Hell na wait to i get some minutes on my other phone or pay the bill
cuz 1: Igght 1
by C.J. an JUJU September 4, 2006
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ghost poo

A ghost poo is _the_ rarest and king of all poos. It challenges your grasp on reality, because when you look in the bowl to see what you've done (don't worry, eveyone does this) there is no smell and nothing there... puzzling enough, but when you wipe your arse it's already as clean as... well as clean as it ever was.

The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.

So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.
"I just had a brilliant shit. Well, I mean, I think I did."

"I just had a ghost poo. It's a shame for people who will never have one"
by Malc_C July 24, 2008
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Ghost chips

These chips are looking bloody tasty, but if you want them you have to go zap zap zap and shoot ghost george till he starts turning normal and hes like 'oh noo', then you can grab his ghost chips and be like 'sweet as bro'

This from the epic song 'Ghost Chips' by the Cuzzies <3
Stole ghost chips from ghost george

LEGEND
by person1232145654 November 23, 2011
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