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Fucktard

A barely sentient person that is so incredibly, impossibly, infuriatingly, aggressively stupid that they are not only a threat to others but themselves as well.

They have been so stupid for so long that correcting, humiliating, or criticising them is comparable to pissing in the wind. You will only kill your own brain cells and hope for humanity.

It's best to limit the damage they cause to yourself and others instead of directly eliminating or easing this cause of stupidity because frankly their stupidity is closer to a force of nature or an intangible idea. Like a hurricane or the concept of hunger.
John, "Ben is such a fucktard."

Jane, "Wuh happun'?"

John, "He voted republican."

Jane, "LMAO he is a fucktard."

John, "...did you just pronounce LMAO out loud?"

Jane, "..."
by hdjsnezksk March 19, 2023
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Fucktard

A person that have no idea of what they're talking about.
For example "you make up a lot of stories" What are you talking about stories are only in a buildings."I'm talking about stories as in fairy tales not as in buildings you fucktard.
by Real.honesty November 10, 2017
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Fucktard

Someone who is really really retarded with a bonus of extra stupidity
Person 1: "Shut up lil fucktard"
Person 2: "what"
by Skinnypee December 29, 2023
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Fucktard

A person who can not operate a key
A person incapable of unlocking a door
by M4TA May 24, 2019
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Fucktarded

Someone who is beyond stupid. Beyond retarded. They are just fucked in life.
That poor dude is just hopelessly fucktarded. He lost in the game of life.
by Chloeform May 30, 2021
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Fucktard

A person that doesn’t know how to do their job right and can’t count or read. Specifically a warehouse selector for PFG.
What are the qualifications to select orders for PFG? You have to be a complete fucktard.
by L. Jefe July 29, 2022
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fucktard

John is such a fucktard.
by jp_151_GR_nyc May 19, 2010
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