The first word said when stepping on the bedside
lamp plug which you forgot to plug in to the
wall socket.
The word is usually followed by 'Bastard' or 'Cunt' or both, but others can be thrown into the mix to reduce the pain. And usually shouted for approx 15 minutes repeatedly whilst standing on one leg.
'Turns out light to get into bed and bedside lamp
plug is laying on floor'
FUCK FUCK FUCK BASTARD CUNT FUCKING
PLUG FUCKING CUNTING BOLLOCKING HEAP OF SHIT FUCK CUNT
PLUG FUCK FUCK FUCK