Doubles Man

The man with the bara shield and channa gun. Have the dhal belly and is the most loyal.

I went by the doubles man for breakfast

by Doubles Man January 25, 2020

double rummage

When you're so obese that you have to rummage for a rummage.

Rosanne's night was only complete when Dan disappeared for Friday Night Football and she mustered the strength for a double rummage.

by Nathaliege June 10, 2020

Double gloving

The act of wearing two condoms during sex, in the belief that they will offer double the protection.

Jared always carries a couple of condoms in his car, for double gloving in case he has a one night stand.

by AxonL July 5, 2020

double gifing

When you send two gifs in a row in a text message. As frowned upon as double dipping your carrot back into that creamy ranch, don’t do it!

Brian needs to choose one gif and go with it, stop double gifing us in the group text

by Malbowlory August 5, 2020

Double affair

When someone cheats on their boyfriend / girlfriend / fiancé / fiancée / husband / wife with someone who is also in a relationship or married.

Hanna: my ex had a double affair, he cheated on me with his cousin’s fiancée.
Kate: maybe if you would’ve given him head, he wouldn’t have cheated on you.

by nutella137 October 11, 2020

Double Dinner

Eating a meal at dinner time in your own house, then going to a friends house to have dinner again.

Marc: Do you want dessert?
Wez: No thanks, to be honest, I had double dinner today.
Marc: ...
Wez: I had spaghetti before I left my house.

by SporkAvenger September 9, 2013

Double Captain

Pouring a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal, and instead of milk, you pour Captain Morgan to create a true breakfast of champions.

Me and my friend totally went double captain this morning.

by D.Asian January 26, 2012