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the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing

You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.
I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.
by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010
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Doing the Gloria

Casey gave me some good head last night! Wow shes Doing the Gloria too?!
by Frank Buttler December 18, 2004
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doing the door

a way to masturbate
(if you're a girl)

to do the door:

1.get a door with a lock.

2.lock it while open.

3.grab the handles from behind and get a firm grip.
lift up and stable your legs tightly around the door securing your sweaty hands every so often.

4.relax and go down and go up fast and move up and down to yourself quickly.

5.have an orgasim.
i love doing the door, i did it 14 times yesterday.
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doing the numbers

a reference to the mutual oral sex activity commonly known as 69
Dave and Marsha seem to have realy hit it off. I think they were doing the numbers after the party.
by BirdWatcher November 10, 2008
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doving

Using your fingers, in a pleasurable way, going from top to bottom, then from bottom to inside, and making a hand puppet of a dove.
So I was doving this chick last night and she totally splooshed all over my watch.
by Bonekracker June 15, 2017
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doing a tabitha

1) Saying you’re going to come but cancel or “flake” out last minute.

2) Saying you’re too busy to come even thought you’re really not, eg; “sorry i’ve got to clean the cupboards”

3) Hibernating in your room “revising” for unimportant tests that are two weeks away instead of socialising with friends and family

please vote yes thanks guys :)
1) Oh is she not coming? I guess she’s just doing a tabitha again
2) She is always doing a tabitha, when will she ever come out her room?
by ellielmao April 23, 2019
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Wot doing?

"Wot doing loy"
by Simon March 21, 2003
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