Dildonic

Word to describe dick shaped objects

“Noah please describe what this looks like”
“It looks dildonic”

by Myfriendgothitbyatrain2 August 20, 2018

reverse dildo

Inserting the reverse end of the dildo into a woman's anus.

"Pete said that he did a reverse dildo on Vanessa the other night! Damn!"

by Mark Puban January 26, 2014

Inflatable Pocket Dildo

The inflatable pocket dildo is a hollow rubber prosthetic penis that can be deflated when not in use. The IPD, like all dildos is a marital aide and a substitute for a real penis. The IPD is very convenient because it is relatively discreet, when there is no air in it. The top of the line IPD has a keychain attached to the base for ultimate convenience. All IPDs come in 2 sizes- travel and Moby

1-What is that thing on Mrs. M's keychain?
2-Dude, it's her inflatable pocket dildo!
1-Gross.

by Benjb13 February 26, 2011

dildo around

having fun, but not really getting anything done

*can be used in substitution of 'tool around'

what do you want to do saturday?
i don't know, we can always just go dildo around downtown.
awesome.

by mrs. squarrell April 11, 2007

dildo 3000

A dildo the length of 3000 Jamaican dicks.

Sick Dildo 3000 dude. I can use it at work without even bringing it because it is just THAT long.

by xpxosis April 13, 2016

strong dildo

a steel dildo heated until scalding hot

a strong dildo is used inside a males butt hole and inserted hot then is let to cool and ripped out of the butt hole

by amerx6444 March 14, 2010

Magic Dildo

When a man ejaculates onto the tip of his mother's dildo. His mother then uses the dildo to impregnate herself.

Djhon: MmmmHmmm......Get ready my sweet mama for a magic dildo....

Shayquan: Oh lord jesus......I am ready......

by 62609 August 11, 2014