by Annki777 November 24, 2021
The worst sort of ditching usually performed by a Digital Dick head, The act of dropping out of a online game while the team is in dire need.
Drummer- Tom get over here we need support! We're just down by 5 we can do this
Tom- Nah dude fuck you i'm gonna go play Turok! *Digital Ditches*
Drummer- You Dumbass Digital Dick head!!!
Tom- Nah dude fuck you i'm gonna go play Turok! *Digital Ditches*
Drummer- You Dumbass Digital Dick head!!!
by Deported Donkey January 16, 2009
Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Angel Jose Robles', Also Known As Hellstrom, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Digital Footprint
Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Angel Jose Robles', Also Known As Hellstrom, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Digital Footprint
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
n. a major event between a computer and you in which either an application punks you, or you punk the application. Usually used within the context of retaliation, it can involve any type of application from a website to a browser to a program.
Can be used as a verb: I digitally spanked Google!
Can be used as a verb: I digitally spanked Google!
I totally gave HuffPost a digital spank when I substituted characters like © to get my expletive-filled post past the comment moderators (ϝu©k)
by person from a city somewhere February 26, 2011
The morning when one wakes before 9.59 am makes it a one digit morning. If one wakes up after 10.00 am then it is a two digit morning.
"I woke up to a one digit morning on Saturday, the whole time felt so alien to me. Like I just experienced a new time zone in my life."
"I find one digit mornings so peaceful and quiet on weekends"
"I find one digit mornings so peaceful and quiet on weekends"
by The_not_morning_guy August 29, 2021
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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 03, 2025
The complex, frustrating system of rigid forms, automated decision trees, and faceless interfaces that governs our interactions with online platforms. A modern form of red tape where every click feels like paperwork and every fix is hidden three menus deep. Common in online marketplaces, customer service portals, and government websites.
“I just wanted to update my address, but eBay’s digital-bureaucracy made me verify my identity with a pigeon and a moon landing certificate.”
by Gumtree Terry May 08, 2025